Musicians and Pizza

[Whitehall]

What's the

difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?











The pizza

can feed a family of four.

[Bruce]

Tell me about it. I spent 5 years

at a top music school in Boston, graduated suma cum laude. Look at me now. :-)

B

[Whitehall]

Bruce,

You strike me as a

happy man, one I admire. I certainly envy your successful and useful business.

Wish I could play or even

sing some place besides the shower.

[Bruce]

Thanks Whitehall,

Yeah, I'm

pretty happy these days, but almost entirely because of my born again yogi experience a couple years back. Business

stuff was making me crazy. When our baby was born (#3) I realized the bad state I was in and what I had to do. So

far so good. Lately my wife and I have started working with a relief project in Peru (see perupuppets.com), and

that has helped a lot! One thing leads to another. Up or down, you can get into a spiral that has a momentum to

it.

Peace, Love, etc etc etc etc,
B

[Holmes]

What did the drummer get on his IQ

test?








Drool.

[Bruce]

:-) Brings back memories of my

Berklee days; always with the drummer jokes. One went something like:
How do you know someone is a drummer?
He

hangs out with musicians.

Something like that

[Holmes]

What do

you call a drummer with half a brain?







Gifted.

[Bruce]

How can you get away with parking in

the handicapped zone?



Put a couple of drumsticks on the dashboard.





Just for laughs, we once asked

our drummer how you spell Mississippi, and he said:
"The river or the lake?"

[numbers1213]

How does a band know if the

stage is not level?






The drool runs out of the side of the drummers mouth!

Berklee ROCKS!!

[Holmes]

What does a drummer use for birth

control?









His personality.

[DrSmellThis]

Yeah, Bruce. That one was,

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? (A drummer)

[DrSmellThis]

So how do you get a musician

off your porch?













Pay him for the pizza.

[DrSmellThis]

...and the ever popular,

"What do you call a guitar player with no girlfriend?"








Homeless.

[DrSmellThis]

How do you tell time with just

a drum?








Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the **** up!

Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!

[Holmes]

:lol: Last one was

great.

Gegogi, you wanna get in on this?

[Bruce]

Yeah, and where is Bassman?

[comingsoon]

How

do you tell time with just a drum?

Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the ****

up! Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!

Haha, this is a good one.

Hey Bruce, I'm curious. What

year did you graduate Berklee and were there any fellow classmates that went on to succeed in the industry that we

may know?

I went to GIT. Paul Gilbert graduated the year before me. Frank Gambalee was really starting to gain

popularity and Jennifer Baton landed a gig with Michael Jackson soon after. Seems like she also did a stint with

Prince if I remember correctly.