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Whitehall
12-14-2006, 09:18 PM
What's the
difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?
The pizza
can feed a family of four.
Bruce
12-15-2006, 08:47 AM
Tell me about it. I spent 5 years
at a top music school in Boston, graduated suma cum laude. Look at me now. :-)
B
Whitehall
12-15-2006, 07:58 PM
Bruce,
You strike me as a
happy man, one I admire. I certainly envy your successful and useful business.
Wish I could play or even
sing some place besides the shower.
Bruce
12-17-2006, 02:51 PM
Thanks Whitehall,
Yeah, I'm
pretty happy these days, but almost entirely because of my born again yogi experience a couple years back. Business
stuff was making me crazy. When our baby was born (#3) I realized the bad state I was in and what I had to do. So
far so good. Lately my wife and I have started working with a relief project in Peru (see perupuppets.com), and
that has helped a lot! One thing leads to another. Up or down, you can get into a spiral that has a momentum to
it.
Peace, Love, etc etc etc etc,
B
Holmes
12-20-2006, 06:43 PM
What did the drummer get on his IQ
test?
Drool.
Bruce
12-20-2006, 07:03 PM
:-) Brings back memories of my
Berklee days; always with the drummer jokes. One went something like:
How do you know someone is a drummer?
He
hangs out with musicians.
Something like that
Holmes
12-21-2006, 12:51 PM
What do
you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
Bruce
12-26-2006, 11:15 AM
How can you get away with parking in
the handicapped zone?
Put a couple of drumsticks on the dashboard.
Just for laughs, we once asked
our drummer how you spell Mississippi, and he said:
"The river or the lake?"
numbers1213
01-31-2007, 09:35 PM
How does a band know if the
stage is not level?
The drool runs out of the side of the drummers mouth!
Berklee ROCKS!!
Holmes
01-31-2007, 09:40 PM
What does a drummer use for birth
control?
His personality.
DrSmellThis
02-01-2007, 04:01 AM
Yeah, Bruce. That one was,
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? (A drummer)
DrSmellThis
02-01-2007, 04:02 AM
So how do you get a musician
off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
DrSmellThis
02-01-2007, 04:04 AM
...and the ever popular,
"What do you call a guitar player with no girlfriend?"
Homeless.
DrSmellThis
02-01-2007, 04:07 AM
How do you tell time with just
a drum?
Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the **** up!
Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!
Holmes
02-01-2007, 11:07 AM
:lol: Last one was
great.
Gegogi, you wanna get in on this?
Bruce
02-01-2007, 03:22 PM
Yeah, and where is Bassman?
comingsoon
05-21-2007, 05:24 AM
How
do you tell time with just a drum?
Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the ****
up! Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!
Haha, this is a good one.
Hey Bruce, I'm curious. What
year did you graduate Berklee and were there any fellow classmates that went on to succeed in the industry that we
may know?
I went to GIT. Paul Gilbert graduated the year before me. Frank Gambalee was really starting to gain
popularity and Jennifer Baton landed a gig with Michael Jackson soon after. Seems like she also did a stint with
Prince if I remember correctly.
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