Satire: Massive body spray slick spreading

[jvkohl]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/21/onion.tag/index.html

"There are billions of insects who release

sex pheromones to attract mates and their ability to receive these messages could be overwhelmed by the Tag odor,"

Platz said. "And human females may become too repulsed to ever consider mating with another male."

Even if

the spill is successfully contained and cleaned, Platz added, the lingering odor "could still make our grandchildren

feel awkward and uncomfortable 50 years from now."

JVK

[bronzie]

Editor's note: This may look

like a real news story, but it's NOT. It is from the The Onion, a humor publication that calls itself "America's

finest news source." CNN may beg to differ, but we do enjoy a good laugh, and hope you will enjoy a weekly selection

of their satire.


HA HA..

[jvkohl]

HA

HA..

I was hoping to have more fun with this in the time it took others to catch on. You're too

quick, Bronzie.

JVK
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