Super Bowl

[Numanoid]

A guy has 50 yard

line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
> stranger comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the

seat next to
> him. "No", he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible,"
> said the stranger. "Who in their

right mind would have a seat like
> this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and
> not

use it?" The fellow says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to
> me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she

passed away. This
> is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got
> married in 1967." "Oh,

I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even

a
> neighbor to take the seat?"
>
> The guy shakes his head..............."No, they're all at the
>

funeral."

[Bruce]

Good joke. I remember telling it

face to face a number of times back when folks used to do that. :-)

Thanks,
B