Bruce
12-04-2006, 07:54 PM
A busload of politicians
were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days
later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the farmer where all the politicians had
gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the farmer, "Lord, were they ALL
dead?"
The farmer said, "Well, some of them *said* they weren't, but you know what big liars politicians
are!"
were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days
later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the farmer where all the politicians had
gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the farmer, "Lord, were they ALL
dead?"
The farmer said, "Well, some of them *said* they weren't, but you know what big liars politicians
are!"