SwingerMD
08-13-2006, 02:43 AM
THE
END
Sunday, August 6, 2006 Century Ballroom in Seattle,
WA
Please note that all (or most) names have changed to protect the innocent, which in
this case is me ;) .
(Pheromones worn: A total of 6 drops of SMD#1, a mixture of Rogue Male and
Scent of Eros at a ratio of 3:7. One drop behind each ear, one on each arm, and two spread out on the chest.
Application time three hours before.)
". . . you really shouldn't go home empty handed especially after your
two week trip to Los Angeles and Seattle. You should go home with a souvinir like", I reach into my back pocket,
pull out an item and let it dangle from my left hand," this."
(Gasp)
"Oh my God! That was really
you?! I can't take this . . . . Your costume won't be complete anyone."
"No it's ok." I insisted. "You
really shouldn't go home without something special to remember this trip by. Besides I can always make another
one."
"Well . . . since you can make another one, "she takes the gift from my hand and looks it over, " . . .
. so that was really you."
(Music starts again. I bow offer her my elbow.)
"Senorita . . . may I have
another dance?"
"Of course, "she smiles", Senor." She then pulls me into a closed Balboa position and
whispers in my ear, "Thank you, this is such a wonderful gift. I . . . ", she pulls her head back slightly so that
she can look me into my eyes. She smiles, pauses her movement on the dance floor, gets up on her tip toes, leans
forward, closes her eyes . . . . "
Now wait a second. In my over enthusisaium to tell you about this
wonderful encouter, I've plunged directly into the end of the of the story, ignoring the begining and the middle.
This really won't do :nono: . But before I begin this story should cover some background for those of you who are
new to the forum. Every year for the past four years I have headed down to Los Angeles to participate in four day
Swing Camp and competition. Each day has fun filled classes with people from all over the world, lively
competitions, and big band dances. Each and every time that I have gone down I have brought along an arsenal of
pheromones. And of course each and every year, hijinx ensues.
So what is this gift that young woman found
so wonderful? For that we need to go to the begining. My story this year starts about a week and 1/2
ago:
Wednesday, July 26, 2006 A costume shop in North Seattle
(Pheromones used:
Three sprays of Liquid Trust along with 3 drops of Pheros to ensure attentive help from store clerks.)
"So do
you have any idea when you will have a shipment of those in?" I ask the mustashioed clerk.
"Let's see,
"types in the sku," . . . hmm . . . it looks like we won't have any in until three weeks from now. When do you
need it?"
"Well, "I answer sheepishly,"I need it for a themed dance this Saturday in Los Angeles, but I'm
actually leaving early tomorrow morning."
"Wow, you really are doing some last minute shopping. Wait a sec .
. . you can make your own. It should be very simple and it should look more authentic than a machine made one. All
you need is a strip of black cloth."
"Do you have any recommendations?" I ask.
"Hmm . . . what would
be good . . . . Hey Jim!" He calls to the brown curly haired clerk working in fabrics, "This guy needs black cloth
for a . . . . Which one would be the best?"
"How about this one. Hmm . . . he may have to double up on it
though . . . a bit filmy."
"He's also going to be cutting holes into it so, he will have to use this
stuff,"picks up a bottle of gel," to keep the edges from fraying."
"You know, this stretchable satin would be
really nice, but it's very expensive."
"How much is it?" I ask.
"It's about $27 per
yard."
"He's only going to need the minimum 6 inches. So that should only be about four something."Turns
back to me. "So what do you think?"
"This will be perfect." I smile. "By the way. Do you have any idea
where I can buy a plain, long sleeved black shirt? I just bought these black pants at Ross, but they didn't have .
. . ."
So why did this mysterious young woman find a holey 6"x54" piece of black cloth so special? Stay
tuned in next time for "THE SET-UP"
-SwingerMD
END
Sunday, August 6, 2006 Century Ballroom in Seattle,
WA
Please note that all (or most) names have changed to protect the innocent, which in
this case is me ;) .
(Pheromones worn: A total of 6 drops of SMD#1, a mixture of Rogue Male and
Scent of Eros at a ratio of 3:7. One drop behind each ear, one on each arm, and two spread out on the chest.
Application time three hours before.)
". . . you really shouldn't go home empty handed especially after your
two week trip to Los Angeles and Seattle. You should go home with a souvinir like", I reach into my back pocket,
pull out an item and let it dangle from my left hand," this."
(Gasp)
"Oh my God! That was really
you?! I can't take this . . . . Your costume won't be complete anyone."
"No it's ok." I insisted. "You
really shouldn't go home without something special to remember this trip by. Besides I can always make another
one."
"Well . . . since you can make another one, "she takes the gift from my hand and looks it over, " . . .
. so that was really you."
(Music starts again. I bow offer her my elbow.)
"Senorita . . . may I have
another dance?"
"Of course, "she smiles", Senor." She then pulls me into a closed Balboa position and
whispers in my ear, "Thank you, this is such a wonderful gift. I . . . ", she pulls her head back slightly so that
she can look me into my eyes. She smiles, pauses her movement on the dance floor, gets up on her tip toes, leans
forward, closes her eyes . . . . "
Now wait a second. In my over enthusisaium to tell you about this
wonderful encouter, I've plunged directly into the end of the of the story, ignoring the begining and the middle.
This really won't do :nono: . But before I begin this story should cover some background for those of you who are
new to the forum. Every year for the past four years I have headed down to Los Angeles to participate in four day
Swing Camp and competition. Each day has fun filled classes with people from all over the world, lively
competitions, and big band dances. Each and every time that I have gone down I have brought along an arsenal of
pheromones. And of course each and every year, hijinx ensues.
So what is this gift that young woman found
so wonderful? For that we need to go to the begining. My story this year starts about a week and 1/2
ago:
Wednesday, July 26, 2006 A costume shop in North Seattle
(Pheromones used:
Three sprays of Liquid Trust along with 3 drops of Pheros to ensure attentive help from store clerks.)
"So do
you have any idea when you will have a shipment of those in?" I ask the mustashioed clerk.
"Let's see,
"types in the sku," . . . hmm . . . it looks like we won't have any in until three weeks from now. When do you
need it?"
"Well, "I answer sheepishly,"I need it for a themed dance this Saturday in Los Angeles, but I'm
actually leaving early tomorrow morning."
"Wow, you really are doing some last minute shopping. Wait a sec .
. . you can make your own. It should be very simple and it should look more authentic than a machine made one. All
you need is a strip of black cloth."
"Do you have any recommendations?" I ask.
"Hmm . . . what would
be good . . . . Hey Jim!" He calls to the brown curly haired clerk working in fabrics, "This guy needs black cloth
for a . . . . Which one would be the best?"
"How about this one. Hmm . . . he may have to double up on it
though . . . a bit filmy."
"He's also going to be cutting holes into it so, he will have to use this
stuff,"picks up a bottle of gel," to keep the edges from fraying."
"You know, this stretchable satin would be
really nice, but it's very expensive."
"How much is it?" I ask.
"It's about $27 per
yard."
"He's only going to need the minimum 6 inches. So that should only be about four something."Turns
back to me. "So what do you think?"
"This will be perfect." I smile. "By the way. Do you have any idea
where I can buy a plain, long sleeved black shirt? I just bought these black pants at Ross, but they didn't have .
. . ."
So why did this mysterious young woman find a holey 6"x54" piece of black cloth so special? Stay
tuned in next time for "THE SET-UP"
-SwingerMD