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08-08-2006, 10:43 AM
Two Minute Management
Course
nL
esson One:
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, Can I also sit on my ass like you and do
nothing?
The eagle answered, Sure, why not. So, the rabbit
sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, saw the rabbit, and ate it.
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OLOR=red]Management Lesson:
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To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high
up.
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[/SIZE]Lesson Two:
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy.
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings
replied the
bull. They are packed with nutrients. The turkey
pecked at a lump of manure, found
it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally, after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a
farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
[/COLOR]Management Lesson:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three:
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and
happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
[/COLOR]Management Lessons:
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1)
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you're in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth
shut!
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This concludes your two minute
management course.[/SIZE]
Course
nL
esson One:
[FO
NT=Arial]
[/FONT]
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, Can I also sit on my ass like you and do
nothing?
The eagle answered, Sure, why not. So, the rabbit
sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, saw the rabbit, and ate it.
[C
OLOR=red]Management Lesson:
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To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high
up.
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OLOR=#9900cc]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][SI
ZE=4]
[/SIZE]Lesson Two:
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COLOR=#9900cc]
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy.
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings
replied the
bull. They are packed with nutrients. The turkey
pecked at a lump of manure, found
it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally, after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a
farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
[/COLOR]Management Lesson:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lesson Three:
[
COLOR=#9900cc]
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and
happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
[/COLOR]Management Lessons:
[
COLOR=#9900cc]
1)
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you're in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth
shut!
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OLOR=#9900cc]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][S
IZE=4]
This concludes your two minute
management course.[/SIZE]