0 to 200 in 4 seconds

[belgareth]

The couple had been debating the purchase of a

new auto for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could
zip through

traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat
up old truck, but everything she seemed to like

was way out of their price
range.

"Look," she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or


less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new

bathroom scale...

Funeral services are

pending.

[slickracer]

lmao.... i didn't get it at

first so i had to read it twice and think about it, but when i got it, my face lit up!

[Mtnjim]

lmao.... i

didn't get it at first so i had to read it twice and think about it, but when i got it, my face lit

up!

You're Blond??:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Lady_B]

lol that was great!