Cullmanz Own
07-25-2006, 07:10 PM
After a couple months away, I'm back! I ordered the Chikara & NPA + SOE & TE gel pack special. Great
deal, thanks Bruce.
I just wanted to fill all of you in on a great story I have. It's all about me, my friend,
(it's more about him than it is me) and mones.
My friend we'll call him Jake, has been somewhat of a "pussy"
when it comes to women. I myself used to be shy but had the personality and looks to be very successful with women.
I shaped up and now am livin' the highlife, my friend is still a wuss. He has everything down except the alpha
character and the motivation. Finally, I decided that I wanted to help him become the ladies man that he most
desperately wanted to be. I started off by giving him my copy of Double Your Dating. I told him to study it and live
it. We worked on that for a while until, like me, it clicked and he finally understood women better. After that, I
gave him a little placebo boost by giving him some of my TE. I told him that by wearing the TE he would be
unstopable with women and they would jump on him if he gave them enough time.
This is where the story gets
funny and kinda strange. Once I had him all doused, dressed and alpha'd up, I took him out on the town with me to
go clubbing. Well, when we get into the club and grab a seat, I spot a pretty little thang wearin' a shoulder cut
shirt with a skimpy little skirt. I kicked him and told him to go do his thing. Well, that TE must have givin him a
major placebo high because he jumped up, went over and started freak dancin' with this chick. By the end of the
night they were makin' out and she was dry humpin him like no tomorrow.
The story ends by him gettin' laid
(for the first time thanks to me) and becoming an all around ladies man. The only problem is, I don't have the guts
to tell him he did it all by himself and the TE only helped to some degree. Bruce has a new customer... :frustrate
By the way, I'm not giving him any of my combo order. :rasp:
deal, thanks Bruce.
I just wanted to fill all of you in on a great story I have. It's all about me, my friend,
(it's more about him than it is me) and mones.
My friend we'll call him Jake, has been somewhat of a "pussy"
when it comes to women. I myself used to be shy but had the personality and looks to be very successful with women.
I shaped up and now am livin' the highlife, my friend is still a wuss. He has everything down except the alpha
character and the motivation. Finally, I decided that I wanted to help him become the ladies man that he most
desperately wanted to be. I started off by giving him my copy of Double Your Dating. I told him to study it and live
it. We worked on that for a while until, like me, it clicked and he finally understood women better. After that, I
gave him a little placebo boost by giving him some of my TE. I told him that by wearing the TE he would be
unstopable with women and they would jump on him if he gave them enough time.
This is where the story gets
funny and kinda strange. Once I had him all doused, dressed and alpha'd up, I took him out on the town with me to
go clubbing. Well, when we get into the club and grab a seat, I spot a pretty little thang wearin' a shoulder cut
shirt with a skimpy little skirt. I kicked him and told him to go do his thing. Well, that TE must have givin him a
major placebo high because he jumped up, went over and started freak dancin' with this chick. By the end of the
night they were makin' out and she was dry humpin him like no tomorrow.
The story ends by him gettin' laid
(for the first time thanks to me) and becoming an all around ladies man. The only problem is, I don't have the guts
to tell him he did it all by himself and the TE only helped to some degree. Bruce has a new customer... :frustrate
By the way, I'm not giving him any of my combo order. :rasp: