belgareth
06-23-2006, 07:45 AM
The day's humour..........KIDS
If you need a laugh, then read
through these Children's Science Exam answers.
These are real answers from school
kids.
Q: Name the four
seasons.
A: Salt, pepper,
mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain
one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink
because it removes large
pollutants like grit,
sand, dead sheep and
canoeists.
Q: How is dew
formed?
A: The sun shines
down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: How can you delay
milk turning sour?
A: Keep
it in the cow.
Q: What causes
the tides in the
oceans?
A: The tides are a
fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow
towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.
Q: What are
steroids?
A: Things for
keeping carpets still on the
stairs.
Q: What happens to your
body as you age?
A: When
you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What
happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says
good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
Q: Name a major
disease associated with
cigarettes.
A: Premature
death.
Q: What is artificial
insemination?
A: When the
farmer does it to the bull instead of the
cow
Q: How are the main parts
of the body categorized? (e.g.,
abdomen.)
A: The body is
consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax,
and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and
U.
Q: What is the
fibula?
A: A small
lie.
Q: What does "varicose"
mean?
A: Nearby. (I do
love this one....)
Q: Give the
meaning of the term "Cesarean
section"
A: The Cesarean
Section is a district in
Rome.
Q: What does the word
"benign" mean?'
A: Benign
is what you will be after you be eight.
If you need a laugh, then read
through these Children's Science Exam answers.
These are real answers from school
kids.
Q: Name the four
seasons.
A: Salt, pepper,
mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain
one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink
because it removes large
pollutants like grit,
sand, dead sheep and
canoeists.
Q: How is dew
formed?
A: The sun shines
down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: How can you delay
milk turning sour?
A: Keep
it in the cow.
Q: What causes
the tides in the
oceans?
A: The tides are a
fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow
towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.
Q: What are
steroids?
A: Things for
keeping carpets still on the
stairs.
Q: What happens to your
body as you age?
A: When
you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What
happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says
good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
Q: Name a major
disease associated with
cigarettes.
A: Premature
death.
Q: What is artificial
insemination?
A: When the
farmer does it to the bull instead of the
cow
Q: How are the main parts
of the body categorized? (e.g.,
abdomen.)
A: The body is
consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax,
and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and
U.
Q: What is the
fibula?
A: A small
lie.
Q: What does "varicose"
mean?
A: Nearby. (I do
love this one....)
Q: Give the
meaning of the term "Cesarean
section"
A: The Cesarean
Section is a district in
Rome.
Q: What does the word
"benign" mean?'
A: Benign
is what you will be after you be eight.