Good Hitz At The Club

[Fast CaRs]

Well my

friendz and I went to a night club last night. It was REALLY PACKED!! Talk about a real cluster f***, lol. But my

friend also took 2 other girlz (both about an 8 and both 16yr) that I wanted to get know. So I worked my magic

pretty good.
What I used that night was about 4-5 dabs of NPA and a whole packet of AE (was that a OD) But anywayz

back to the story, they were reacting pretty good to it, when we were standing in line to get in girl 1(thatz what

I'll refer to her as) gave me this DIHL like I've never seen b4. It was really trippy, I looked at her at first,

then looked away, then looked again and she was :blink: still stairing away at me. But then in the club it got even

better. Just rubbing against me all night long like a friken cat post :rant: . But, after about an hour and a half,

my friend and I went out side to get some fresh air, and thinking I needed more NPA I put 3 more dabs :frustrate .

That was something I shouldnt have done, when I got back in to dance with both of the girlz they were a looking at

me like they were Intimidated in some way. So I went somewhere else and just dance with about 6 other girlz and got

about 5 numberz LOL, It seemed to work with other girlz(but the other girlz looked older). But after when the girlz

took a break I got their numbers and we all left after that.
Well It was a great night, I just got my NPA and AE

Packets the day b4, so this was my first time that I got 2 test it. And I have 2 say it was a pretty good test

:cheers:

But I do have a question about what I did with the NPA, was that 2 much NPA or was that 2 little

bit???

[surfs_up]

Like if you use enough to put energy into the room, everybody is grooving and responding, if you focus

too hard on a specific female they will often clench up, as if you're beamin' em too hard... I think a lot of

girlz2women can't handle excess of male energy... they want the new edition, politically correct softer man, good

listener with platinum card, U know, they feel their girly hormones kicking in and they get a little damp and

squishy then they freak out inside from watching too much Lifetime Channel about all men are borderline psychotic

stalkers, especially the nice normal appearing ones with their secret stashes of disgusting pornography.... plus

they can watch Nick and Jessica work out their issues vicariously... half the time I don't know what the hell they

want... they're hot, then they're not hot, then they have to think about it, then they talk to their best friend

of this week on the phone about it, then they're back to being conditionally sort of hot, then they want pizza but

no because they look fat and if you go for pizza they'll feel hungry looking at it... and the androstenone is

making them nervous, so they need a xanax to calm their anxiety, then the xanax is interacting with their

antihistimine, so they want to go to sleep, but they want to dance too, so they need a drink, but what shall we

drink ? How about a tequila banana smoothie with whey protein ?.... no that's gross... oh look there's janine,

she's such a total bitch, you smell funny like cat piss, ok, I'm bored now.... I want to go home....

[Mtnjim]

Are you sure this thread isn't

designed to make up for the underutilization of "Z's" in past years, and with the addidtion of "xanax", the

under used "x" too.

Of course, the use of "pizza" twice was a stroke of genious, you got to use double

"z's"!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof

l::rofl:

[Friendly1]

I think the Zs are meant to

imply what we all want to do after reading about yet another great collection of useless phone numbers.

What is

it with guys who collect phone numbers?

[Gegogi]

It's the pubescent equivalent of

notches on the bedpost. Sad, they still have to go home to Mary Palms but at least feel validated.

Surf, that was

a cool stream of consciousness. I haven't seen that since the 1960s. We used them as an exercise to find ideas,

create images and, hopefully, break writer's block.

[surfs_up]

today they only want Zanacks and Pixxa... what iz the world coming 2 ?

[Fast CaRs]

Yeah
Thanks for not taking

this Seriously,
Just cause im 16....

[civic-siR]

your 16 and your using

pheromones?

isn't there like an age range for this stuff lol

[Mtnjim]

Yeah
Thanks for

not taking this Seriously,
Just cause im 16....
It's good that you're just 16, 'cause you've got time

to learn.

You are presenting yourself in a forum that is written. The way you write in school, on an internet

forum or in business is the way you'll be perceived. Should you not present yourself credibly in writing, you

won't be taken seriously. Take a look at the writing style of say Belgrath, Gegogi, Dr Smellthis and some others

and realize that by establishing credability by introducing themselves by writing "properly" they can now introduce

a few "z's" and other "nonstandard" effects and still be taken seriously. (Note exception made for those who's

second [or third} language is english-after all they probably write english better then we write their first

language)

Besides, it was Friday and people were feeling "playful".

By the way, :welcome:

[Friendly1]

Fast CaRs, not everyone thinks

deliberate mis-spelling is cool.

You'll do best in a forum like this one, where people of all ages post, by

being mainstream.

If you honestly don't know how to be mainstream, now is a good opportunity to learn.

Like

MtnJim said, you'll need that skill later on in life. People will respect you more for being able to choose how

you express yourself than for simply choosing one way to express yourself.

[belgareth]

Fast Cars

Slang and

mis-spelled or abbreviated words are fine for chatting with your pals or IMing. It saves time and your audience

knows what you mean. On a forum like this or in the real world people will not bother to read it if it is too much

trouble. Your sincere efforts to discuss something will be wasted on the majority. Proper spelling and concise

statements greatly increase the likelihood of your work recieving the response you want.

Remember that you are

writing for your audience who has the choice whether or not to read what you wrote. Make it easy for them.

[CptKipling]

Given a whole evening and night

I could probably get 30 phone numbers. Does that mean that I have 30 new girls to get to know, or that they even

like me? No! I'm not saying that these girls didn't want you in an un-holy way, just making the point that people

who just tolerated you will sometimes give you their (real? ;) ) number.

I was 16 when I started with pheros,

but I endeavored to use proper (allowing a slew of spelling mistakes) English.

I think sometimes people think

it's nerdy or posh to write actual English, but I'm still cooler than all of you guys in real life, even with my

collection of cute fluffy toys... Did I say cute? I meant butch.

Word.


p.s. fast cars, don't take

anything in this thread the wrong way, everyone wants you to get a lot out of this forum.