MOBLEYC57
03-27-2006, 04:13 PM
... CAR
If my body were a car, this is The time I would be thinking About trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst
of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard t o see things up
close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My
whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours
to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it
--
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! :blink: :think: :blink:
If my body were a car, this is The time I would be thinking About trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst
of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard t o see things up
close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My
whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours
to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it
--
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! :blink: :think: :blink: