Happy Birthday Holmes!

[CptKipling]

Happy Birthday

fella! :drunk:

Even though it's nearly over, and probably will be by the time you read this, I hope your day

is great!

[culturalblonde]

Happy Birthday

Holmes!

You're number one in the hood.

Love you,
Cat

[Bruce]

Holmes,

I missed your birthday!

Ever since they got moved to the bottom of the page, that happens. :(

Well, here's a poem for you

anyway.

Roses are red
leaves are generally green
well, during the Summer anyway
Spring too, actually....

d'oh!! You know what I mean.

It's very deep Holmes.

Hope you had a good one,
B

[MOBLEYC57]

Didn't you just

have a birthday!!? :think: What makes you so special? :trout: How come you get to have two birthdays a year!!?

:twisted:

:drunk: A Happy belated birthday, Signor Holmes, from the bald and chocolate one,
Glad you were

born 'cause you're crackheaded-alcoholic-and-weed-smoking FUN! :thumbsup:

The day Signor Holmes was

introduced to the world, things have never been the same, :whip:
Thanks for the craziness and laughter ... yup, we

have you to blame, :LOL:

Hope you enjoyed your day of birth,
Hot steamy sex with a hottie named Do-me, who's

quadrupled in girth, :box:

A big women named Do-me, I know you had fun!:POKE:
Her screaming, "Who's ya

mama?", you screaming, "You! You're the one!"

May life honor your every wish, 'til you're a hundred and

1.
Enjoy your birthday twice a year while we get only one. :rant:

Happy belated, Signor Holmes, with wishes

for many more to cum,
Thanks to L-S, I got whiff of the Chosen One! :drunk:

[Holmes]

"What the...? A surprise party?!

I'll kill you. Who's idea was this?"

Thanks very kindly for the good wishes, guys. Like I once heard a

trucker say over the CB, "Ah apperciate it an' ah apperciate it an' ah apperciate it." (I still have no idea what

the hell he was talking about.)

The poetry was beautiful, just beautiful. :lol:

Mobley, it's not that

I have more than one birthday per year; it's just that the numbers are climbing twice as fast.

Thanks

again.

[InternationalPlayboy]

Happy belated

birthday!