MOBLEYC57
02-18-2006, 06:50 AM
The
Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and takes his very
life into his own hands!:run: This is a hand guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! :drunk:
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you
with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. :lovestruc
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here,
have some chocolate. :lovestruc
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be
overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. :lovestruc
DANGEROUS: What
did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdue it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that
robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. :lovestruc
Pass this info onto all your hormonal friends! Or men
who need a warning! And remember .... Money talkes, but chocolate sings. :box:
PMS NEWS
FLASH
Headline: Mayport, FL woman's comment on the MOOD RING
My significant other,
not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When
I'm in a good moodk, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. :trout:
Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and takes his very
life into his own hands!:run: This is a hand guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! :drunk:
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you
with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. :lovestruc
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here,
have some chocolate. :lovestruc
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be
overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. :lovestruc
DANGEROUS: What
did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdue it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that
robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. :lovestruc
Pass this info onto all your hormonal friends! Or men
who need a warning! And remember .... Money talkes, but chocolate sings. :box:
PMS NEWS
FLASH
Headline: Mayport, FL woman's comment on the MOOD RING
My significant other,
not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When
I'm in a good moodk, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. :trout: