MOBLEYC57
02-09-2006, 08:54 AM
2005 TOP TEN
VIAGRA SLOGANS
10. .."Viagra. The quicker dicker-upper!
9. .. .."One-a-day, like iron."
8. .. .."Get a
piece of the rock!"
7. .. .."You've come a long way, baby!"
6. .. .."Viagra, it plumps when you take
'em."
5. .. .."Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
4. .. .."Tastes great, more filling."
3. ..
.."Viagra, built Ram-tough!"
2. .. .."Here's the beef!"
1. .... "Just do her."
Some honorable mentions:
"We work harder, so you don't have to."
"Ten inches long... and growing."
"Viagra, when it absolutely,
positively has to be there tonight."
"Viagra, home of the Whopper."
"Viagra... now is a great time to be
silver."
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
"Hey, ya gotta die from
something"
Try to read this outloud.... LOL
THE TALE OF TWO BROOMS
Two brooms were hanging in the
closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of
course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding
dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to
hurt.
Keep going scrolling down.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT
TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake … laugh, or at least groan!
Anywho ... I'm outta here! Seeya!
CHEERS!!
VIAGRA SLOGANS
10. .."Viagra. The quicker dicker-upper!
9. .. .."One-a-day, like iron."
8. .. .."Get a
piece of the rock!"
7. .. .."You've come a long way, baby!"
6. .. .."Viagra, it plumps when you take
'em."
5. .. .."Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
4. .. .."Tastes great, more filling."
3. ..
.."Viagra, built Ram-tough!"
2. .. .."Here's the beef!"
1. .... "Just do her."
Some honorable mentions:
"We work harder, so you don't have to."
"Ten inches long... and growing."
"Viagra, when it absolutely,
positively has to be there tonight."
"Viagra, home of the Whopper."
"Viagra... now is a great time to be
silver."
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
"Hey, ya gotta die from
something"
Try to read this outloud.... LOL
THE TALE OF TWO BROOMS
Two brooms were hanging in the
closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of
course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding
dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to
hurt.
Keep going scrolling down.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT
TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake … laugh, or at least groan!
Anywho ... I'm outta here! Seeya!
CHEERS!!