View Full Version : The Axe Effect! A Phero-theory from The Bat!
jambat
11-03-2005, 05:49 PM
You ever see those commercials where some guy sprays on Axe deodorant and women virtually jump on his
face? I will present to you an inexpensive but probably worthwhile phero experiment. They sale 28 gram bottles of
Axe (1oz) for about $2.00. Do a 70/30 mix (the same ratio as JB1). 30% NPA and 70% Axe.
My theory is you can
hits within the JB1 scope. (Minus any actual face jumping) and you will actually get "The Axe Effect". Of course you
may have to pour out some of the Axe out and of course there's the problem of getting into a pressure sensitive
bottle but I know some of you will find a way. Also, in my experience the sprayer bottles (like the Axe bottle) that
spray a mist are much better for phero application than the cheap ones that just spray a straight line
hit.
-The Bat
Mtnjim
11-03-2005, 06:21 PM
BAT!!
Are you the one and only
original??
If so, where ya been, you sort a disappeared a while back.
DrSmellThis
11-03-2005, 06:33 PM
Glad to see you stop by,
jambat.
jambat
11-03-2005, 08:10 PM
BAT!!
Are
you the one and only original??
If so, where ya been, you sort a disappeared a while back.
A
group of Amazons captured me and took me to their island. And it wasn't a pleasure trip. They knew of the phero
experiments, but I explained to them that Watcher was the one who had truly harnessed the power. I would not tell
them where he was and they certainly did not free me.
I'd been held on that Island for months and served
Valan, The Amazon queen under the watchful eye of the Amazons and trusted male guards. As time went on the women
began to kill off the males who were of less service, the transplants. I'm an ex-Boy Scout so hunting, camping ect
were no problem to me. But modern advances (computers/alien tech, etc) were at a point where people like me weren't
really needed on that end. They were mostly interested in my computer skills (they love photoshop). Ironically I
actually taught many of the women computer software. The alien tech was taught to them by a hot but deadly female
from some unknown dimension.
By this time I had run out of JB1 so and frankly I couldn't order any for
obvious reasons. The obviousness of them becoming unimpressed with me was becoming very blunt. The male guards were
close with the Amazons (some of them fathers, sons or husbands/lovers). Me, being a transplant, had no such
connection.
Considering the lack of education options for men this made me somewhat of an anomally. I was as
smart as the women (well not the alien chicks, I mean they were aliens and all and carried lazers and such). Before
I was taken Watcher had injected himself with some kind of phero enhanced chemical. He made a mechanical bracelet
that sent small electroshocks through his body which activated the chemical reaction that "changed him". Allowing
him to project pheros from his body when needed as well as giving him enhanced his strength and adrenalyn. I believe
this is what these ladies were after. Problem: I didn't have this device or anything like it.
Men had a
curfrew. At 10:00pm our time all men had to be in. Amazon pilots would strath the island at around 9:55 (fly over in
a small armed craft shooting down any male in their path with bullets or lazers). One time the plane flew over me. I
just stood there in a kind of awe as the bullets whipped past me. Fun times. Anyhow I had been observing the Amazon
training and their methodology. I found it very educational. They trained in hard styles, no adaptation but very
powerful. I couldn't battle them all.
I started taking the excess leather used for clothing and sewing it
together. I also started welding. Pretty soon I had created a new "Bat-Suit" if you will. The cape was made of
leather and a leather cape with flexible metallic rods with bladed points woven within. They attached to my arm and
when extended could cut. When folded around me could block small bullets. I dyed the leather black and sewed
together a suit and mask. I moved at night aguiring the explosives they used for fishing and all the hardware I
could. I became a menace, stealing their food and fresh water. And again they called me "The Bat".
During
the day I still served the queen. I learned how their antigravity devices worked and by night had taken one. I
learned they worked on unified fields and reverse magnetism. By the next week I had incorporated the small
microdrives they used for their hovercrafts into my costume.
Soon someone caught on. I was the only male
skilled enough to have done these things. But by that time "The Bat" could fly. The male guards were sent. Using a
tripwired explosive divice I caused a diversion. Many of the guards were sent to see what it was. I cut through the
rest with my wings, only injuring them enough to make them fear me. Many of them eventually ran feeling I was a
monster of some sort. The others I moved through using a soft but adaptive fighting style I created to counter their
moves.
As I left my shelter the females were upon me. At least thirty. They threw spears and shot at me.
Using my wings I blocked the bullets and swatted the spears. The strongest charged me and I put them down using my
new style. They became baffled and unsure of themselves.
As I pushed on the Alien females (only three of
them were here) moved in. They had lazer canons. I stared them down. The flight mechanism, though well incorporated
still went untested. I stared them down. Now was the time. I slapped the trigger on my wrist. We were all thrown
back as the field came up around me created more force than flight. Suddenly I was thrown into the air at a very
high speed. The way my body moved in the air as I adjusted to the anti-grav had to freak out anyone watching.
Eventually I got it under control. I flew straight up into the air until I saw something strange. An
unnatural cloud formation. I flew right at it expecting it to lead somewhere and alas it did. It lead here, back to
earth. Eventually the drives started failing as they had absorbed most of the energy from the crystal that powered
it. (The aliens can recharge these on their ships). I moved to land but at a point it had jut cut off and I dropped.
I woke up on a roof top in the city laying in drying cement amidst new construction. Lucky for me the
centent hadn't dried fully and was wet enough for me to break free of. I was hurt and hungry. I hadn't seen
friends and family for months. Crime had risen in the city, I couldn't contact Watcher and his phero lab had been
destroyed.
I monitored the news though there was very little. But tell tell signs that he was around buzzed
in my ear. Ladies at some of the clubs speaking about him, the vampire girls didn't want to anything but some
criminals stilled feared being "watched". They told recent stories of him. So that lead me back to the begining.
Back here.
-The Bat
Big M
11-03-2005, 08:28 PM
In other words you were doing some
prison time ehhh LOL just joking , Well maybe you just never know.
DrSmellThis
11-03-2005, 08:42 PM
Or getting a degree in
creative writing. :)
tounge
11-03-2005, 10:09 PM
Skipping past all the useless BS
you wrote, how about telling us more about your AXE/NPA theory. Where did you come up with this one? And are you
trying to say that AXE is comparable to APC?
Does it matter which scent of AXE you use?
This is of far
more interest to forum regulars, than meaningless, space consuming drivel.
I keep hearing about the Axe effect
from the brothers.
One guy wrote about AXE and a couple drops of piss, the other told a story of Axe and Jovan
Musk.
I own a couple product myself but I must confess that I haven't seen any dramatic effect, Then again I
change fragrances often.
DCW
Bruce
11-04-2005, 08:38 AM
The Bat is back.
Whoaaaa!
How goes it?
B
slick
11-04-2005, 11:07 AM
welcome back jambat, you created
my favourite mix, pan.
tounge
11-04-2005, 11:23 AM
welcome back jambat,
you created my favourite mix, pan.
That was made up by Jamboot. Jamboot was a former member
who used that name to lampoon Jambat.
Anyway, I'm am interested in hearing more about the AXE mix. There is
something strange about AXE, but I can't put my finger on it just yet.
jambat
11-04-2005, 01:14 PM
The Bat is back.
Whoaaaa!
B
What's going on Bruce. Great pic, I never knew you looked so much like Chuck Norris.
:)
I keep hearing about the Axe effect from the brothers.
I wear Axe a lot time and the
only "effect" it has alone is that it smells pretty good.
This is of far more interest to forum
regulars, than meaningless, space consuming drivel.
With that attitude I can't believe you'd need
pheros to get the ladies. I'll explain the theory. It's simple actually. My belief was always that APC's scent
and NPA's strength is the power behind JB#1 as well as JBB (Jambat Bootleg where TE takes the place of NPA). We all
know APC has very little phero in it but NPC seems to enhance it's scent as well as aid in getting attention from
the ladies (the ultimate goal).
Considering my lack of funds, buying pheros is pretty much out of the
question, but I know some of you love to test and have cash to do so. So based on this theory, the scent of Axe is
great, especially after a good bath. Now remember what I said about the spray bottle? The Axe sprayer is perfect for
application. The only problem now is getting NPA into the bottle without depressuring it.
If you mix at the
normal 70/30 ratio I'm willing to bet you will truely create an "Axe Effect". Doubtful that it will occur as on TV
but certainly as good as JB#1 but cheaper and applied more effectively. Plus you wouldn't have to worry about
spills. Not to mention you could pull out a $2 bottle of Axe and no one would know NPA was in it. Your secret would
be safe. A spray under the arms or to the chest and you're good. Also you may want to try a 65/35 ration to account
for the missing phero in Axe but I doubt it will be a big deal.
-The Bat
CptKipling
11-04-2005, 06:54 PM
Hey Mr Bat welcome back!
tounge
11-04-2005, 10:52 PM
What's going on
Bruce. Great pic, I never knew you looked so much like Chuck Norris. :)
I wear Axe a lot time and the only
"effect" it has alone is that it smells pretty good.
With that attitude I can't believe you'd need pheros
to get the ladies.
You are so right in that point. I really don't use Pheromones
to get the ladies. I find that much of the time it does more harm than help. And I base much of that on the monthly
cycles of women and the wide spread use of birth control pills. I do find however, that mones can be invaluable in
dealing with other men and in my sports officiating career. And I do some amatuer perfuming myself, and like to add
different mones to my concoctions.
Now back to your theory. On what basis do you recommend AXE spray, other
than it is cheap? Do you have valid backing, or are you throwing crap at the wall,and seeing what sticks?
jollysnowdevil
11-05-2005, 12:33 AM
hey let's not bash the
widespread use of birth control. God knows with all the mones and viagra, birth control is the reason i dont have 30
kids running around. (condoms keep filling up and bursting like water balloons)
ok seriously, you could spray
Axe into a funnel and fill up a seperate atomizer with it. Then simply spike the atomizer full of Axe with npa.
jambat
11-05-2005, 02:37 AM
Now back to your
theory. On what basis do you recommend AXE spray, other than it is cheap?
Nope. Axe is cheap and smells
good. That's the basis pretty much. Then again that was the basis for JB#1 too. Scent + power.
-The Bat
platinumfox
11-05-2005, 06:04 AM
I dont think this is "The
original Jambat" look at his join date November 2005?
MOBLEYC57
11-05-2005, 07:23 AM
And what'axe is strong enough
to control the beastly stank of NPA? :rant:
:blink: Anyone? Anyone? :blink:
jambat
11-05-2005, 06:01 PM
NPA should be fine mixed with
Axe, mixed at 30% and applied evenly. Obviously the Axe scent is much different than APC, more commercial and less
exotic. But if you prefer this kind of scent this could be the way to go. I remember when I first tried Axe I kept
thinking I wish I had some NPA.
Hey Mr Bat welcome back!
Thanks. It's good to be
back. :thumbsup:
I dont think this is "The original Jambat" look at his join date November
2005?
Don't believe I am the original? Watch this...Did you see that? Only I, the original JB can do
that. Want to see it again? Watch... :)
-The Bat
avg joe
11-05-2005, 06:33 PM
if i was one of those people
that was limited to just one small dab of NPA then my axe might cover it, but i can use up to 6 dabs of NPA at a
time (haven't tried more yet) and
axe won't come close to covering that, especially if i do anything like walk,
exercise, sit down, breathe etc.
jambat
11-05-2005, 07:45 PM
Sure it will cover it if it's
mixed into the fragrance. APC covers it fine and it makes APC smell better. Don't take my word for it. Ask
around.
-The Bat
Watcher
11-06-2005, 04:01 AM
Bruce has confirmed its jambat lol
- and to be honest a simple email or IP check can confirm it (bruce said the bat is back)
Well welcome back
jambat ive sort of moved on quite a bit in terms of my arsenal (alter ego is still a stable) NPA and SOE well all
good still 0 A314, pheros - perception and many others . Well good to see u back can u give us some hit stories etc.
Dont worry to much about tongue he just likes a bit of on topic serious discussion so we should give him as much as
possible
CptKipling
11-07-2005, 03:52 PM
I knew it was really him
because of the story, I wonder how many people remember the stories he used to write? What about that interactive
story thing?
Back on topic, I have actually been using Lynx (AXE) because I ran out of sandalwood and I had some
around. It does end up smelling nice; I've been wearing it (purely as deoderant) with IMPI/AE that I have been
enjoying recently.
tim929
11-07-2005, 05:24 PM
I know several women who are very
sensative to certain mens colognes.A very dear friend of mine absolutly hates it when I wear Monogram...it makes her
horny no matter what.And we arent like that,so she cant realy do anything about it.And thats WHITHOUT pheromones.If
I add alittle AE/m she realy hates me.
Hey Bat...you didnt happen to have a digital camera on this island with
the Amazons did you? I would love to see pictures.
MOBLEYC57
11-07-2005, 08:05 PM
A very dear friend
of mine absolutly hates it when I wear Monogram
Tim, you're in trouble! Did you know Monogram is
discontinued? :blink: What does it smell like, and did you just purchase it in the U.S., or have you had it for a
while? :think:
Thanks! :wave:
tim929
11-08-2005, 01:49 AM
I have had my monogram for about
ten years...I was dating a girl who absolutly loved it and she kept buying it for me...so I still have three
bottles...two of the cologne and on of the lotion...it's realy good stuff and doenst seem to be adversly effected
by time...it smells...well...like monogram I guess.I dont realy spend a whole lot of time in the mens fragrance
department so I would be hard pressed to compare it to anything current.But I will make a trip to the mall at some
point and see if I can find something close to it.I love it personaly but I am not realy big on wearing
fragrances,so a bottle will last me a lifetime.
Watcher
11-08-2005, 04:03 AM
well the bat hasnt checked back in
either 6 posts is all we got had been hoping he would be around a bit longer :) still remember the clowns in the car
post god that was humerous and very offtopic until we brought pheromones back into the discussion
The various
JB#1 mixes led me to do the DD#1 (Watcher #1) mix.
Well AXE ( lynx as it is known in some countries) is a
good smelling product to go with the APC/NPA.
jambat
11-08-2005, 10:53 AM
I knew it was
really him because of the story, I wonder how many people remember the stories he used to write? What about that
interactive story thing?
The IFRPG Interactive Fourm Role Playing Game. Fun stuff.
Hey
Bat...you didnt happen to have a digital camera on this island with the Amazons did you? I would love to see
pictures.
Sadly, I did not. It's like the guy who catches the five three foot flounder. The fish always
get away and there's never any photos. :)
well the bat hasnt checked back in either 6 posts is
all we got had been hoping he would be around a bit longer :) still remember the clowns in the car post god that was
humerous and very offtopic until we brought pheromones back into the discussion
Ah yes, clows in cars.
The good ol' days.
The various JB#1 mixes led me to do the DD#1 (Watcher #1)
mix.
Pretty good stuff I might add. That's back in the day when I was buying pheros
regularly.
Well AXE ( lynx as it is known in some countries) is a good smelling product to go with
the APC/NPA.
The scent is very clean. I've smelled perfumes that smell like it. I've been considering
getting NPA and trying to inject it into the tube under the spray head, but there's no way I could be accurate.
(The Axe I could care less about, it's two bucks but I wouldn't want to mess up a $30 bottle of anything
specifically a bottle of NPA).
-The Bat
CptKipling
11-08-2005, 04:16 PM
I haven't used them but can't
you get AXE/Lynx aftershaves? I don't know if that would work the same...
tim929
11-08-2005, 04:38 PM
Women realy seem to like the
smell of AXE/lynx or TAG body spray.What I find sort of strange is that any of them are fairly cheap fragrances.Its
not like they realy put a huge amout of effort and high grade components into them.They just hit uppon something
that chicks dig.
Something I have noticed is that the fragrances dont last very long,requiring repeated
re-applications if you want to continue being "smelled."
If the scents don't last all that
long, I'd be curious to see if anyone has tried Axe/Tag with Perception, especially the new "up to 24 hours" gel
packs. Would that help?
CptKipling
11-09-2005, 04:02 PM
Hmm that could be interesting,
although I have found that the scents last quite a while in my pits anyway. I'll try a bit on my neck with some
Perception gel over the top though.
jambat
11-14-2005, 09:59 AM
I've found this to be the case
too CptKipling. It's great deoderant.
-The Bat
jambat
11-20-2005, 01:46 PM
I've just made the Axe mix. 30%
Axe, 30% NPA and 40% olive oil (didn't have that clear oil). Smells like Axe. Will it work? I'll let you know in
the coming weeks. This mix I'll dub JB-aXe for now. Notice the X.
-The Bat
CptKipling
11-21-2005, 03:22 PM
Which flavour are you using Mr
Bat?
jambat
11-21-2005, 04:51 PM
Phoenix. The mix smells
nice.
- Bat
TylerOC
12-20-2005, 05:56 PM
How is the progress coming so
far?
catlord17
12-20-2005, 06:05 PM
Olive oil? Wow, overcoming
that smell is impressive. And how did you get it to mix with Axe etc.? Does it mix well or separate?
tim929
12-20-2005, 06:10 PM
:rofl: I get the impression that
jambat would use gasoline and sesame seeds if he thought they might work:rofl:
Hey Jambat here is a post from some
weeks back, try this combo.
================================================== ==
I told a buddy at
work about LS.
He said that one day he was in at a party with a friend.
The friend took him into the parking
lot and said "watch this".
He mixed some Jovan Musk and Axe Voodo together and went back into the bar.
He said
that the reaction was amazing from the chicks in the bar.
His friend swears by the combo.
DCW
jambat
12-20-2005, 10:26 PM
Hey guys. I thought no one cared
so I dumped the project. Not to mention the fact that I figured out that it's just NPA and a cover scent which is
actually no big deal. Also the oil did seperate. I did have another kind of oil that didn't do this but I don't
have anymore.
-The Bat
tounge
12-20-2005, 11:28 PM
In other words. It BOMBED!
jambat
12-21-2005, 12:53 AM
Actually I never tried it for the
above reasons. Not to mention the mix was sucky. As Catlord stated the mix "seperated" because the right kind of oil
wasn't used. :frustrate
-The Bat
TangledWeb
12-21-2005, 09:42 PM
Hey Jambat here is
a post from some weeks back, try this combo.
================================================== ==
I told a
buddy at work about LS.
He said that one day he was in at a party with a friend.
The friend took him into the
parking lot and said "watch this".
He mixed some Jovan Musk and Axe Voodo together and went back into the bar.
He
said that the reaction was amazing from the chicks in the bar.
His friend swears by the
combo.
DCW
DCW,
I'd like to hear more about that. How many guys are using it? What kind of
reaction are the guys getting is it just comments about how good they smell or does it lead to an interest in them
by the women?
traderneil
12-22-2005, 02:36 PM
:wave: Hi Again from traderneil in Las Vegas today is 12/22/05 bright sun temp is 66 degrees a
beautiful day.
I Have used the following mix for all Professional type of visits ie: Doctors, Dentists, Lawyers,
Schools, any type of meeting that requires good interaction between myself and a professional of any type. I have
had great results by using Axe Kilo Deodorant Spray, Shower Soap,and Deodorant bar in conjunction with Chikara
Packets.1/2 pk, Chikara (and maybe a hit of Realm for men) always works wonders in these type of situations.
I
have been using Axe Unlimited since its release several months ago.I use it after my Gym sessions and it mixes well
with all my Phero Products.(it smells good as a stand alone also). Usually when I am getting ready to leave the gym
and I am dressed and my phero mix is already applied I then use a body spray(lite one) to the outside of my clothes
and head off for the action. It works so well and becomes very subtle (she won't even know its there)...Try
it.....Traderneil Las Vegas :cheers:
DCW,
I'd
like to hear more about that. How many guys are using it? What kind of reaction are the guys getting is it just
comments about how good they smell or does it lead to an interest in them by the women?
Well I
don't really know the details, I tried the mix once or twice with some reaction. I noticed that the Jovan Musk
really stands out and has a lasting quality.
I also read on the web about a guy who mixed AXE with couple drops
of his urine with good results.
DCW
Mtnjim
12-23-2005, 10:26 AM
" I also read on the web about a
guy who mixed AXE with couple drops of his urine with good results."
Just the thing I'd want to
spray on myself!:hammer: :sad:
" I also read on the
web about a guy who mixed AXE with couple drops of his urine with good results."
Just the thing
I'd want to spray on myself!:hammer: :sad:
I said a "couple of drops".
Well to each is
own, how many time have you read posts saying that certain products smell like cat piss?
Although researcher have
found pheromones in urine, it does sound a little extream though.
DCW
There's definitely mones in urine,
notably rone.
Well, I recently tried the
Axe/Perception combo myself to see what would happen. The Perception does indeed seem to help extend the Axe scent
(I picked up a small "sampler" spray of Phoenix). I've detected the scent at a decent (not too faint) level at
least 12 hours later.
However, so far during this current test run using the Perception gel packs I still get
zip in terms of any detectable reactions. Today for example I used a couple sprays of Axe covered with a 1/2 pack of
gel. Was at holiday dinner gathering with males and females ranging in age from about 8 to 80. Didn't see anything
that I could call a reaction (I have seen reactions with Chikara and AE so I have something as a basis to judge).
Going to try a full Perception pack along with a couple sprays of Axe sometime this week when I go to do some
shopping to see if that makes a dif. The main thread related observation is that I don't think Axe itself does
anything.
The scent of Phoenix reminds me a lot of Spark cologne by the way.
TangledWeb
12-29-2005, 03:05 PM
Hey Jambat here is
a post from some weeks back, try this combo.
================================================== ==
I told a
buddy at work about LS.
He said that one day he was in at a party with a friend.
The friend took him into the
parking lot and said "watch this".
He mixed some Jovan Musk and Axe Voodo together and went back into the bar.
He
said that the reaction was amazing from the chicks in the bar.
His friend swears by the
combo.
DCW
I want to try this Jovan Musk and Axe Voodoo combination. I did
a search on the web for Jovan
Musk (http://www.pricegrabber.com/search.php?form_keyword=Jovan+Musk&topcat_id=16) and it appeares there is a plain musk, a white musk, a musk2 and then there are colognes and
aftershaves.
Help a guy our here please! Which Jovan Musk were these guys talking
about?
Would this be the correct stuff? (http://www.pricegrabber.com/p__Coty_Musk_for_Men_by_Jovan_Cologne_Spray_3oz,__ 9053115/search=Jovan+M
usk)
I want to try this
Jovan Musk and Axe Voodoo combination. I did
a search on the web for Jovan
Musk (http://www.pricegrabber.com/search.php?form_keyword=Jovan+Musk&topcat_id=16) and it appeares there is a plain musk, a white musk, a musk2 and then there are colognes and
aftershaves.
Help a guy our here please! Which Jovan Musk were these guys talking
about?
Would this be the correct stuff? (http://www.pricegrabber.com/p__Coty_Musk_for_Men_by_Jovan_Cologne_Spray_3oz,__ 9053115/search=Jov
an+Musk)
He didn't really say but my gut feeling is that this
is it (http://www.fragrancenet.com/f/net/mf_items.html?cat=01357&cur_letter=J&gs_gen=M) It's kinda strong
at first so don't over do it.
The price is affordable so what do u have to loose.
DCW
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