Mtnjim
10-11-2005, 12:27 PM
NO CHILD LEFT
BEHIND
George "Dubya" Bush went to a primary school in Florida to talk about world issues. After his talk he
offered question time. One little boy raised his hand, and Dubya asked him his name.
"Kenneth," replied the
youth.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to
your promise to fire anyone who revealed the name of CIA operative Victoria Plame? Does that not include your deputy
chief of staff, Karl Rove who has been proven to have done so?
Second - why would you lie to us about weapons
of mass destruction being made in Iraq in order to murder tens of thousands of people, shaming your office and our
country's name and reputation by disrespecting all of the hard work done by so many in the 200 years before?
And third - whatever happened to the military records related to the period of time you went AWOL from the Air
National Guard during the Vietnam War?"
Just then the bell rang for recess. Dubya informed the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
When they resumed Dubya said, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy put his hand up; Dubya pointed him out and asked
him what his name was.
"Larry," he replied.
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five
questions:
First - whatever happened to your promise to fire anyone who revealed the name of CIA operative
Victoria Plame? Does that not include your deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove?
Second - why would you lie to us
about weapons of mass destruction being made in Iraq in order to murder tens of thousands of people, shaming your
office and our country's name and reputation by disrespecting all of the hard work done by so many in the 200 years
before?
And third - whatever happened to the military records related to the period of time you went AWOL from
the Air National Guard during the Vietnam War?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go ring 20 minutes early?
And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
BEHIND
George "Dubya" Bush went to a primary school in Florida to talk about world issues. After his talk he
offered question time. One little boy raised his hand, and Dubya asked him his name.
"Kenneth," replied the
youth.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to
your promise to fire anyone who revealed the name of CIA operative Victoria Plame? Does that not include your deputy
chief of staff, Karl Rove who has been proven to have done so?
Second - why would you lie to us about weapons
of mass destruction being made in Iraq in order to murder tens of thousands of people, shaming your office and our
country's name and reputation by disrespecting all of the hard work done by so many in the 200 years before?
And third - whatever happened to the military records related to the period of time you went AWOL from the Air
National Guard during the Vietnam War?"
Just then the bell rang for recess. Dubya informed the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
When they resumed Dubya said, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy put his hand up; Dubya pointed him out and asked
him what his name was.
"Larry," he replied.
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five
questions:
First - whatever happened to your promise to fire anyone who revealed the name of CIA operative
Victoria Plame? Does that not include your deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove?
Second - why would you lie to us
about weapons of mass destruction being made in Iraq in order to murder tens of thousands of people, shaming your
office and our country's name and reputation by disrespecting all of the hard work done by so many in the 200 years
before?
And third - whatever happened to the military records related to the period of time you went AWOL from
the Air National Guard during the Vietnam War?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go ring 20 minutes early?
And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"