Numanoid
10-09-2005, 02:45 AM
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every
week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind
her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward
and said,
"Hey, how about you and I having dinner on
Tuesday?"
"Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady
responded.
Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and
took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South
Carolina. When they sat down, the
gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood,
"What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a
pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday School class
if I did?"
Well, our boy felt pretty low
after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday
Inn.
He'd been
morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how
would you like to stop at this motel?"
"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right then
there and back to the motel and checked in.
The next
morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex imaginable, the Gentleman awoke
first.
He looked at the lovely
Dixie darling lying there in the
bed and with remorse thought,"What the hell have I done?"
He shook
her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing; whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School
class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I
always tell them. "You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind
her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward
and said,
"Hey, how about you and I having dinner on
Tuesday?"
"Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady
responded.
Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and
took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South
Carolina. When they sat down, the
gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood,
"What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a
pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday School class
if I did?"
Well, our boy felt pretty low
after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday
Inn.
He'd been
morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how
would you like to stop at this motel?"
"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right then
there and back to the motel and checked in.
The next
morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex imaginable, the Gentleman awoke
first.
He looked at the lovely
Dixie darling lying there in the
bed and with remorse thought,"What the hell have I done?"
He shook
her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing; whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School
class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I
always tell them. "You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."