MOBLEYC57
10-07-2005, 07:56 AM
True or False?
Grades will be posted on Monday ... in the
p.m.:run:
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock
didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily
functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are
sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until
they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The
toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are
injured by toilets
each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average
computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand
is to search for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are
the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and
"Tootsie."
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
21. In most television
commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The
first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make
money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to
Coca-Cola, it would be green.
After such a stressful quiz ....
GHOST BUSTER!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system
upset. For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his
latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea! He was SOOOO embarrassed!
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the hospital window.
As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital. Suddenly, the
sheets landed on him! He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the
whole incident walked up and asked, "What in the world was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk
replied: "I just beat the crap out of a ghost!":wave:
Grades will be posted on Monday ... in the
p.m.:run:
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock
didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily
functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are
sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until
they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The
toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are
injured by toilets
each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average
computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand
is to search for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are
the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and
"Tootsie."
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
21. In most television
commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The
first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make
money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to
Coca-Cola, it would be green.
After such a stressful quiz ....
GHOST BUSTER!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system
upset. For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his
latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea! He was SOOOO embarrassed!
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the hospital window.
As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital. Suddenly, the
sheets landed on him! He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the
whole incident walked up and asked, "What in the world was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk
replied: "I just beat the crap out of a ghost!":wave: