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MOBLEYC57
04-20-2005, 12:52 PM
A
useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length
Usually it’s found hung,
dangling, but ready for instant action
At one end it has a clump of hairy
things, whilst at the other end has a small hole.
Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by
both sexes
When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow
into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often
quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Somebody found
listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated
movements…
When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white
substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening
shaft.
After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have
ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching
its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less.
As I’m
sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own…
... Yes, I know some of you got last weeks answer from the net, but if you must, you
must :trout:
NaughtieGirl
04-20-2005, 02:12 PM
:wave: Hey Monsieur M - I
missed ya! :trout:
I tried hitting Bel over the head yesterday, but it wasn't as much fun - He was just to
calm and collected about it. I think he's a real gentleman, if you ask me!
Alright the answer to this riddle
-- the frothing attachment on my Italian Espresso Machine? :think:
belgareth
04-20-2005, 02:13 PM
:wave: Hey
Monsieur M - I missed ya! :trout:
I tried hitting Bel over the head yesterday, but it wasn't as much fun - He
was just to calm and collected about it. I think he's a real gentleman, if you ask me!
Alright the answer to
this riddle -- the frothing attachment on my Italian Espresso Machine? :think:Maybe I enjoyed it, you never
know what type it takes to be a mod here. :POKE:
Your expresso machine is hairy at one end? Might I sugggest you
wash it now and then?
MOBLEYC57
04-20-2005, 03:59 PM
:wave: Hey
Monsieur M - I missed ya! :trout:
I tried hitting Bel over the head yesterday, but it wasn't as much fun - He
was just to calm and collected about it. I think he's a real gentleman, if you ask me!
Alright the answer to
this riddle -- the frothing attachment on my Italian Espresso Machine? :think:
Missed me, eh? :think: I
just thought is wasn't as much fun fishing-slapping the same ole victim. :frustrate
Bel, gentleman? You've
got fish scales in yer eyes, MissyPoo! :sick:
And, no, non e una machina di espresso, pero, so che sai che cosa
e, vero? :twisted:
Allora ..... :whip: (someone stole my fish basher! The whip probably just makes you
purrrrrrrrrr. :frustrate )
culturalblonde
04-20-2005, 04:12 PM
Seven inches!!! Mine's
eight inches. ;) Maybe yours shrinks when you put it in cold water. :p
NaughtieGirl
04-20-2005, 04:40 PM
:sick:
And, no, non e una machina di espresso, pero, so che sai che cosa e, vero? :twisted:
Allora ..... :whip:
(someone stole my fish basher! The whip probably just makes you purrrrrrrrrr. :frustrate )
Parla Italiano
da vero? No, non so che cosa è. Forse poi dir-mi?
Je kan het me ook in het Nederlands vertellen.
Ou bien en
français, si tu préfères...
International Naughtie
MOBLEYC57
04-20-2005, 04:42 PM
Seven
inches!!! Mine's eight inches. ;) Maybe yours shrinks when you put it in cold water. :pCan't stand these
smartwhatchamacallits! :frustrate
Mods! Where is my fish!!!! I need my fish!!!!! :rant:
Guns don't kill
people , dead fish do! :cheers:
MOBLEYC57
04-20-2005, 04:45 PM
Parla
Italiano da vero? No, non so che cosa è. Forse poi dir-mi?
Je kan het me ook in het Nederlands vertellen.
Ou bien
en français, si tu préfères...
International NaughtieUn po, ma scrivo di meno. No :nono: sai!? Mi
dispiace. :rant:
I no understand. :think: You speakum too many tongues! :frustrate
NaughtieGirl
04-20-2005, 04:48 PM
Mods!
Where is my fish!!!! I need my fish!!!!! :rant:
Guns don't kill people , dead fish do! :cheers:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Mi fa ridere!
MOBLEYC57
04-20-2005, 04:51 PM
:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: Mi fa ridere!Allora, e una bellissima cosa. :cheers:
Ooops, sorry folks = Well, it's a
very beautiful thing. (that she laughs)
NaughtieGirl
04-20-2005, 05:01 PM
Allora, e
una bellissima cosa. :cheers:
Ooops, sorry folks = Well, it's a very beautiful thing. (that she
smiles/laughs)
Yes signore, you're right (just once!) I'm forgetting my manners. :sad: I should not
speak in unknown languages, it's not polite to our fellow forum members.
DumLuc
04-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Mobes, shame on you. Speaking
about things like that on a public forum board tch tch tch, that is a good way to get your mouth scrubbed out with
soap. lol
Pancho1188
04-20-2005, 05:58 PM
Have you been watching me have
sex while brushing my teeth again, Mobes?
MOBLEYC57
04-21-2005, 05:52 AM
Have
you been watching me have sex while brushing my teeth again, Mobes?
You brush your teeth, Panch!!? :box:
And you do it while you're having sex!!!? :blink:
You deserve the FISHYPOO award ... :trout:
MOBLEYC57
04-21-2005, 04:14 PM
For those that don't/didn't
know/find it in your search, zee answer is ...
TOOTH BRUSH
:thumbsup: Thankya very much! :thumbsup:
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