MOBLEYC57
04-11-2005, 09:28 AM
... those
senior moments! :box:
ACT I: Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't
it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "Great! So am I! Let's go get a beer."
ACT II: A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand
dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty," he responded.
ACT III: Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his
arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I
didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
ACT IV: A little old man
shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied,
"arthritis."
Have a great Monday! :thumbsup:
senior moments! :box:
ACT I: Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't
it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "Great! So am I! Let's go get a beer."
ACT II: A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand
dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty," he responded.
ACT III: Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his
arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I
didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
ACT IV: A little old man
shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied,
"arthritis."
Have a great Monday! :thumbsup: