Cats 'n good lovin'

[Gegogi]

Hey guys, tired

of puttin' on airs, self-improvement courses, liftin' weights and splashing on pheromones just to get touch?

Instead, get a feline friend and broadcast your new found affection. Apparently it takes a little pussy to get some

pussy:

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/package.jsp?name=fte/impresswomen/impresswomen

[Pancho1188]

Pussies using pussies to get

pussy...amazing.

[Gegogi]

I dated a stripper for a short

time but couldn't stand hanging out with her 15 cats. One I can handle--even enjoy--but 15 drove me nuts. I hated

doing it with cats watching... Tropical fish are way cooler.

[ismellgood]

I think Cats are

the most feminine, graceful, affectionate-but-still-independent and beautiful animal.
I have cats, and have also

done volunteer work at a cat shelter (where there are often attractive women looking for affection...)

[Holmes]

I hated doing it

with cats watching...

:rofl:

I dig cats, but 15's kinda overkill.

[satyrboy]

I have a fantastic cat and a

great puppy. Not sure my fondness for cats(or animals in general) ever got me laid though. Now, my ability to make

an 8 layer cake with buttercream ganache otoh...

[a.k.a.]

I hated doing it with

cats watching...

You should consider yourself lucky they were just watching. One time my cat ran up

and started batting at my balls.

[esk6969]

I have a

fantastic cat and a great puppy. Not sure my fondness for cats(or animals in general) ever got me laid though. Now,

my ability to make an 8 layer cake with buttercream ganache otoh...
Cool, another baker! It *is* truly

amazing the power of food, especially when you demonstrate that you know how to prepare it, isn't it? There's an

old phrase, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach". I've always said, that's untrue. The way to a

WOMAN'S heart is through her stomach. The way to a man's heart is a few inches lower....

The 8 layer cake

sounds good. I've never failed to impress with either my 4-layer chocolate torte with mocha ganache, nor with my

flourless chocolate cake with cognac & rasberry counterpoints. Maybe we should swap recipes some time, as long as

we're on such a "pussy" theme in this thread :rofl: (geez I crack myself up)

Not to hijack, we have a dog, and

a cat. I prefer the dog. But the cats ok - he's an outside cat, the best kind (his preference, we dont kick him

out or anything. He just likes to be outside).

[tim929]

Hey Gegogi...a cat is one

thing...three or four is a chemical abnormality....fifteen is grounds for involuntary commitment to an inpatient

program for the severly disturbed...Im supprised you had an issue with just the cats:lol:

[Gegogi]

Well, she is a stripper and,

believe it or not, a clean freak. She won't touch doorknobs without protection and can recognize people by scent

(after smelling them once). Sheesh, she could tell who was in the room an hour earlier. I'm no longer seeing her

(it was a weak moment in my life). The cats were mild compared to her other problems. Heck, I'm pretty weird

myself. But I did enjoy the ride!

[tim929]

Thats okay...I once met and had a

brief relationship(un-paid) with a woman who worked as an escort.That woman could giva a masage that would melt

paint off a wall....but...as Im sure you are aware...was in need of som...uh...counseling! and a few meds wouldnt

have hurt either.