View Full Version : Cats 'n good lovin'
Gegogi
04-08-2005, 08:24 PM
Hey guys, tired
of puttin' on airs, self-improvement courses, liftin' weights and splashing on pheromones just to get touch?
Instead, get a feline friend and broadcast your new found affection. Apparently it takes a little pussy to get some
pussy:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/package.jsp?name=fte/impresswomen/impresswomen
Pancho1188
04-08-2005, 08:45 PM
Pussies using pussies to get
pussy...amazing.
Gegogi
04-09-2005, 12:47 AM
I dated a stripper for a short
time but couldn't stand hanging out with her 15 cats. One I can handle--even enjoy--but 15 drove me nuts. I hated
doing it with cats watching... Tropical fish are way cooler.
ismellgood
04-09-2005, 02:08 AM
I think Cats are
the most feminine, graceful, affectionate-but-still-independent and beautiful animal.
I have cats, and have also
done volunteer work at a cat shelter (where there are often attractive women looking for affection...)
Holmes
04-09-2005, 08:48 AM
I hated doing it
with cats watching...
:rofl:
I dig cats, but 15's kinda overkill.
satyrboy
04-09-2005, 09:33 AM
I have a fantastic cat and a
great puppy. Not sure my fondness for cats(or animals in general) ever got me laid though. Now, my ability to make
an 8 layer cake with buttercream ganache otoh...
a.k.a.
04-09-2005, 09:40 AM
I hated doing it with
cats watching...
You should consider yourself lucky they were just watching. One time my cat ran up
and started batting at my balls.
esk6969
04-09-2005, 08:32 PM
I have a
fantastic cat and a great puppy. Not sure my fondness for cats(or animals in general) ever got me laid though. Now,
my ability to make an 8 layer cake with buttercream ganache otoh...
Cool, another baker! It *is* truly
amazing the power of food, especially when you demonstrate that you know how to prepare it, isn't it? There's an
old phrase, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach". I've always said, that's untrue. The way to a
WOMAN'S heart is through her stomach. The way to a man's heart is a few inches lower....
The 8 layer cake
sounds good. I've never failed to impress with either my 4-layer chocolate torte with mocha ganache, nor with my
flourless chocolate cake with cognac & rasberry counterpoints. Maybe we should swap recipes some time, as long as
we're on such a "pussy" theme in this thread :rofl: (geez I crack myself up)
Not to hijack, we have a dog, and
a cat. I prefer the dog. But the cats ok - he's an outside cat, the best kind (his preference, we dont kick him
out or anything. He just likes to be outside).
tim929
04-11-2005, 01:02 AM
Hey Gegogi...a cat is one
thing...three or four is a chemical abnormality....fifteen is grounds for involuntary commitment to an inpatient
program for the severly disturbed...Im supprised you had an issue with just the cats:lol:
Gegogi
04-11-2005, 01:40 AM
Well, she is a stripper and,
believe it or not, a clean freak. She won't touch doorknobs without protection and can recognize people by scent
(after smelling them once). Sheesh, she could tell who was in the room an hour earlier. I'm no longer seeing her
(it was a weak moment in my life). The cats were mild compared to her other problems. Heck, I'm pretty weird
myself. But I did enjoy the ride!
tim929
04-11-2005, 02:32 AM
Thats okay...I once met and had a
brief relationship(un-paid) with a woman who worked as an escort.That woman could giva a masage that would melt
paint off a wall....but...as Im sure you are aware...was in need of som...uh...counseling! and a few meds wouldnt
have hurt either.
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