Mones and drunk women in bars.

[DCW]

Once again I

was pulled onto the dance floor by another drunk woman at a bar, this is happening too frequently..so

beware.


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[TRock]

what were you wearing you sexy

beast.

[DCW]

My thong underwear, purple leather

pants and a boa.

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[MOBLEYC57]

Once again I was

pulled onto the dance floor by another drunk woman at a bar, this is happening too frequently..so beware.




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Well, at least you get hit on ... should it be the mones or the thong. :thumbsup: If she tried to do

you on the dance floor, it was the mones and the alcohol. If she didn't ... the alcohol and the THONG!:whip:



Guess you're just gonna have to accept it, DCW ... you're an animallllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

[DCW]

Now I'm starting to notice a

reaction with men as well, is it the alcohol?


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[CrystalMoon]

I definitely find if he has

alcohol, it intensifies the effect me wearing 'mones has on "The Man."

..come to think of it, if I've been

drinking, the 'mones I myself am wearing, affect me more too..

Ail :-)

[Gegogi]

Yeah, after a night of Jack

Daniels and NPA, I started hitting on myself.

[jollysnowdevil]

having been wearing mones

and working in many bars....

the effect of mones definately amplifies when the alcohol starts working tis

magic.

[gaf]

Yep,
I had the best pickup line

ever used on me a few months ago by a drunk woman...
"I feel like multiple orgasms , can you help me out

tonight?"

[CrystalMoon]

Hmmm..that's not bad, but I

prefer to dip my fingers in my drink, trail them lightly down the guy's shirt front, and say in a VERY seductive

way, "Oops..now I'll HAVE to help you out of those wet clothes..."

Works 100% - every time.

I never have to

use that now though - since I am with "The Man" and he knows me inside-out - best one-liners and everything..

^_~

Ail :-)

[gaf]

Hmmm..that's not

bad, but I prefer to dip my fingers in my drink, trail them lightly down the guy's shirt front, and say in a VERY

seductive way, "Oops..now I'll HAVE to help you out of those wet clothes..." Works 100% - every time.Ail

:-)


Thanks, I'm going to try that one night! :LOL:

[DCW]

Wore it on Sunday, Aussie chick

(stranger) bought me a shot, kinda nice.

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[Rakesh]

Yeah, after a night

of Jack Daniels and NPA, I started hitting on myself.

I would be hitting myself for drinking that

too...

What happened to good old scotch?
I drink mine pure. With ice, lemon juice and a tiny umbrella

:D

[CrystalMoon]

I would be

hitting myself for drinking that too...

What happened to good old scotch?
I drink mine pure. With ice, lemon

juice and a tiny umbrella :D
As a 100% Scot, born and bred here, that HORRIFIES me.

Drink it neat, or

not at all...and NOT "On the rocks"

It's MEANT to burn, babe! ^_~

Ail :-)

[belgareth]

You lose a lot of the character

of scotch when you dilute it with ice/water. Any good single malt is best on it's own

[Mtnjim]

Best single malt I ever had was

Jura (from the isle of Jura). 20 years ago, you couldn’t find it outside of northern Scotland, but recently, I found

a bottle in Beverages and More.

[CrystalMoon]

Jura's indeed lovely

Mtnjim, but unless you have tasted the Single Malts made inhouse by The Scottish Liqueur Company - you have NOT

lived.

Google it as exactly that.

David used to ship to the States, and I think still does.

Carn Mor (why

won't this site let me put in Gaelic characters?) is to DIE for, if you really know your Single Malts.

Excellent

observation, Bel - and absolutely true. ^_^

Ail :-)

[belgareth]

Not much in the way of top end

scotch gets to us in the states. A friend sends me a couple bottles a year that I horde terribly. I think he sends

me whatever he fancies at the time because its never the same twice.

[Rakesh]

I was hoping the umbrella would

make it sufficiently obvious that I was kidding. :D.

I too, of course, drink my scotch pure. Its hard to

come by good single malts over here, but Glenmorangie doesnt hurt.

Jack Daniels et assorted horse urine makes

little baby jesus cry.

[CrystalMoon]

I am SO glad you were

kidding about the umbrella, it had me cringing...

Glenmorangie is fabulous - now here is a LESSON for all people

NOT from Scotland.

Glenmorangie is NOT pronounced, or enunciated as Glenn-Mohrran-Gee. Oh no..

It is

pronounced - Glennmohrangee - all run together, just like that.

Say it - "Glenmorangie.."

I stayed for a

three-day wedding at a castle in Dumfries (we do that for weddings over here, as we have so many castles to pick

from, and get a bulk discount rate for hiring the castle - for every hundred guests we have attending - lol) with

two of the descendants of the originator of Glenmorangie, and they spent the full THREE days educating the American

guests at the wedding on how how to say Glenmorangie.

It was a classic scenario - like something straight out of

a good Ealing comedy, in fact - and let me tell you - they DRUMMED the pronunciation into you! ^_^

Ail :-)

[Rakesh]

I was kidding even about the lemon

juice and ice...geez :).

[CrystalMoon]

Yeah, I got that.

You

need to understand we Scottish ladies have a VERY dry sense of humour..^_~

Ail :-)

[Rakesh]

My experience with scottish ladies

has so far been very positive :-)

[Cypher]

No doubt...Scots love

Indians...lol!!

[Rakesh]

...and czechs :D

[DCW]

Twice in 2 days!!!


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