Holmes

[Pancho1188]

Hey, it's Holmes' birthday!

:cheers:

I cannot put into words the coolness that it Holmes. For the man whose postings usually fill a

screen, I have three sentences...and a quote:

"I am speechless! I am without speech!"

Happy birthday,

buddy! :box:

[abductor]

...happy birthday! :D

[Bruce]

Hey Holmes,

Happy birthday!

Nice having it fall on a Sunday. Hope you have a good one and that your happiness is not illusive. :-) Really...

wish you a good day. Thanks for hangin on the forum.

Love,
Bruce

[CptKipling]

Happy Birthday Holmes!

[Icarus]

Peace and Love, Dear Marra




May everything pass is if a glorious dream (with nudity and many great performances) and lo, if anyone says: "hey

mister Grinch! Turn that frown upside down!" punch them, they were asking for it. And you knew the truth anyways -

it's definately what Jesus would have done.

Yeah. Cool.

Enjoy!

Steve

[DumLuc]

Happy B-day, Sherlock. Today is

a day to have some extra fun, so get out there and put those pheromones to some good use.

[culturalblonde]

Happy Birthday

Holmes!

*Big Hug*

Hope you have many more...

[SweetBrenda]

Hola Holmes,
Happy Birthday

sweetheart!!!
many hugs
xxx
Brenda

[wood elf]

Mr Holmes:

A very happy

birthday to you. Did you go out and have fun? Please tell us all about it.

W. Elf

[DrSmellThis]

Yes. Your assignment is to

have some fun, go to an event, hear some music; whatever!

Fun is possible.

Happy birthday.

[MOBLEYC57]

HAPPI BURDAY, Signor Holmes, :thumbsup:
Wish I could celebrate

wit'cha, I'd sing that song,
No, I can't sing, but the song's not that long! :rant:

You're not normal, so

I won't wish Mobley's normals to you,
Instead of one 500 pounder, I'm wishing you two!

Do'em both, I know

you can, they'd be putty in yer hands,
They'd love you too ... drenched in PI, SOE, and with a keg in your

plans,

Roll around ... smack those rears, and enjoy yourself,
Tis your Birthday ... ride'em Cowboy! Do'em til

you're out of breath.

When you're done, and your 500 pounders are happy and sleep,
Stand up, beat your chest,

say, "I'm a bad Mofo! Two of'em down, happy, and not one peep!"

Get up take a shower, dive in betweenst them

fer round two!
Wak'em up, pinch some butts, let'em know you want summo, fer true!

Happy Birthday, Signor

Holmes, glad you're still around,
I enjoy the intelligence of people that are not mentally sound,

May you be

happy and blessed with 100 moe,
I can see you at the age of 130, pimp hat, cap, and wearing SOE ... trying to pick

up a Hoe!:whip:

[Holmes]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

Two 500-pounders?! Mobley, vhy do hyoo veesh sooch tinks? :D (Glad you're not

the High Priestess.)

Thanks for the kind wishes, everyone.

Moderate, low(ish)-octane phun had by me

and posse. Went to a play n some other stuffs. Not exactly grinding nekkid atop a bass cabinet at Funky Reggae, but,

hey - close enough for jizzazz. I'm working up to the bass cabinet.

Anyway, John C. Reilly couldn't take

his eyes off of me the whole first act. Was it the PI/m?

Thanks again!

[ManBeast]

Happy belated bro!

MB