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puule
03-11-2005, 02:48 AM
· It's fireproof.

· He's

probably just hibernating.

· What does this button do?

· It's probably just a rash.

· Are you sure the

power is off?

· The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.

· Pull the pin and count to what?

·

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

· I wonder where the mother bear is.

· I've seen this done on TV.

·

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

· I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

· Let it down slowly.

· It's

strong enough for both of us.

· This doesn't taste right.

· I can make this light before it changes.

·

Nice doggie.

· I can do that with my eyes closed.

· I've done this before.

· What duck?

· Well, we've

made it this far.

· That's odd.

· Don't be so superstitious.

· Now watch this.

wood elf
03-11-2005, 04:58 PM
Strike a match, I think the

petrol is empty...

MOBLEYC57
03-11-2005, 08:14 PM
Will flapping my arms really

fast let me fly out of this fall? :blink:

belgareth
03-11-2005, 10:36 PM
It's not loaded.

Pancho1188
03-11-2005, 10:50 PM
Don't forget famous scary

movie lines that usually have the person die within 3 seconds of saying it:

What was that?
Where'd he

go?
"John? John? JOHN!?!?!?" (when you say the person's name more than twice, you're probably

going to die)

Or great underestimations:

That'll never happen to me.
What are the chances of that

happening?
What's the worst that could happen?

Or the comedies:

Rodents of Unusual Sizes? I don't think

they exist.
We demand justice. Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks!

Or the

things you don't want to hear from a doctor:

I've never seen anything like that before!
I don't know what

that is!

Holmes
03-11-2005, 11:06 PM
What next?

culturalblonde
03-12-2005, 02:31 AM
That birthmark on your

head looks like 999.

Holmes
03-12-2005, 10:53 AM
Did I tell you I was in prison?

DrSmellThis
03-12-2005, 11:18 AM
Thank God that's over with.

Pancho1188
03-12-2005, 01:22 PM
Did that taste funny to you?



I'm going to poke that bear with a stick. He looks like he has a good sense of humor.