MOBLEYC57
03-09-2005, 09:44 AM
1. I planted some
birdseeds. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
2. I had amnesia once -- or twice.
3. I went
to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
4. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were
Catholic.
5. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
6. If the world were a
logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
7. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
8. They
told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
9. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
10. Two can live as cheaply as one, for
half as long.
11. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
12. What if there
were no hypothetical questions?
13. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
14. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
15. A flashlight is a
case for holding dead batteries.
16. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
17. My weight is
perfect for my height -- which varies.
18. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
19. The cost of
living hasn't affected its popularity.
20. How can there be self-help "groups"?
21. Is there another word
for synonym?
22. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
23. The speed of time is one-second
per second.
24. Is it possible to be totally partial?
25. What's another word for thesaurus?
26. Is
Marx's tomb a communist plot?
27. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
28.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
29.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
30. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like
chicken?
HAPPY HUMP DAY YALL!:cheers: :wave: :cheers:
birdseeds. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
2. I had amnesia once -- or twice.
3. I went
to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
4. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were
Catholic.
5. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
6. If the world were a
logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
7. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
8. They
told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
9. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
10. Two can live as cheaply as one, for
half as long.
11. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
12. What if there
were no hypothetical questions?
13. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
14. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
15. A flashlight is a
case for holding dead batteries.
16. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
17. My weight is
perfect for my height -- which varies.
18. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
19. The cost of
living hasn't affected its popularity.
20. How can there be self-help "groups"?
21. Is there another word
for synonym?
22. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
23. The speed of time is one-second
per second.
24. Is it possible to be totally partial?
25. What's another word for thesaurus?
26. Is
Marx's tomb a communist plot?
27. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
28.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
29.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
30. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like
chicken?
HAPPY HUMP DAY YALL!:cheers: :wave: :cheers: