SweetBrenda
03-07-2005, 09:26 AM
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1. THINGY (thing-ee)
n.
a. female........Any part under a car's hood.
b. male..........The strap fastener on a woman's
bra.
[size=3]2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
a. female........Fully opening up
one's self emotionally to another.
b. male..........Playing any sport without a "cup".
3.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. female.......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
b. male.........Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the
boys.
4. BUTT (but) n.
a. female.......The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
b. male.........What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or
goal. Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
a. female.......A desire to get married and
raise a family.
b. male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
n.
a.
female.......A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male.........Anything that can be done while
drinking.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. female.......An embarrassing
by-product of digestion.
b. male.........An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
bonding.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female.......The greatest expression of
intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male.........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in
bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female.......A device for changing from
one TV channel to another.
b. male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2
minutes
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1. THINGY (thing-ee)
n.
a. female........Any part under a car's hood.
b. male..........The strap fastener on a woman's
bra.
[size=3]2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
a. female........Fully opening up
one's self emotionally to another.
b. male..........Playing any sport without a "cup".
3.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. female.......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
b. male.........Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the
boys.
4. BUTT (but) n.
a. female.......The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
b. male.........What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or
goal. Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
a. female.......A desire to get married and
raise a family.
b. male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
n.
a.
female.......A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male.........Anything that can be done while
drinking.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. female.......An embarrassing
by-product of digestion.
b. male.........An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
bonding.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female.......The greatest expression of
intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male.........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in
bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female.......A device for changing from
one TV channel to another.
b. male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2
minutes