belgareth
03-06-2005, 06:09 AM
I
Should Have Stayed Single
16. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
15. I wouldnt
have to explain why I'm wearing 'that' shirt with 'those' pants.
14. I could leave the toilet seat in any
position I damn well please.
13. I could actually tell the bartender, 'If anyone calls, I'm here'.
12.
I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
11. I could show my girlfriend where I live.
10. I'd be
driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
8. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
7. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those
skid-marks in my underwear!
6. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
5. I'd get to see what my
credit cards look like.
4. Bachelors dont have Mother-in-laws.
3. I could use my own name at hotels.
2.
I wouldnt have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
1. When asked his opinion, a single
guy can say 'Hell yes, you're fat!'.
Should Have Stayed Single
16. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
15. I wouldnt
have to explain why I'm wearing 'that' shirt with 'those' pants.
14. I could leave the toilet seat in any
position I damn well please.
13. I could actually tell the bartender, 'If anyone calls, I'm here'.
12.
I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
11. I could show my girlfriend where I live.
10. I'd be
driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
8. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
7. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those
skid-marks in my underwear!
6. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
5. I'd get to see what my
credit cards look like.
4. Bachelors dont have Mother-in-laws.
3. I could use my own name at hotels.
2.
I wouldnt have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
1. When asked his opinion, a single
guy can say 'Hell yes, you're fat!'.