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belgareth
03-06-2005, 06:09 AM
I

Should Have Stayed Single

16. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

15. I wouldnt

have to explain why I'm wearing 'that' shirt with 'those' pants.

14. I could leave the toilet seat in any

position I damn well please.

13. I could actually tell the bartender, 'If anyone calls, I'm here'.

12.

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

11. I could show my girlfriend where I live.

10. I'd be

driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.



8. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

7. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those

skid-marks in my underwear!

6. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

5. I'd get to see what my

credit cards look like.

4. Bachelors dont have Mother-in-laws.

3. I could use my own name at hotels.

2.

I wouldnt have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

1. When asked his opinion, a single

guy can say 'Hell yes, you're fat!'.