View Full Version : Girl wants to "repel all boarders..."
Okay, here is an odd topic twist.
I have an female friend/aquaintance who actually wants to
drive away or otherwise discourage people (mainly guys) from approaching her.
:blink:
Suprising I know, given that most users here on this forum are probably looking to attract people. Long
story, but she basically wants to be left alone for a while.
Due to requirements of her employment she can't
look too frumpy or scary. Effect needs to be subtle.
So, oh wise and great readers, what do you suggest?
:think:
Holmes
02-26-2005, 09:45 PM
Bitch shield.
Gegogi
02-26-2005, 10:18 PM
Ain't no 'mones gonna repell a
horndog, no how. However, pepper spray will do every time.
I assume she doesn't want to bother telling guys
she ain't interested. And doesn't want to make herself fat or ugly? She could act/dress butch and most guys will
let her alone. Of course lesbians might get attracted but there are fewer lezzies to repell than horny men.
Maybe spread a rumor she has AIDS?
Hmm, there was a woman on CNN last week that handcuffed her man,
cut off his dick with a kitchen knife and flushed it down the crapper. Maybe a conspicuously placed knife and
handcuffs on her desk might discourage would-be suitors.
Or just wear a wedding band. About 75% of would-be
suitors will steer clear. The other 25% are looking for a no-commitment fling.
The only thing I can think of that
she may be able to wear is -Rone.
That could work. Women seem to get a buzz from it, but I am a bit worried
that the amount her goal may require her would bother her too.
Is she super hot and the guys in the office
are all trying to get with her?
tounge
02-26-2005, 11:19 PM
Okay, here is an odd
topic twist.
I have an female friend/aquaintance who actually wants to drive away or otherwise
discourage people (mainly guys) from approaching her.
So, oh wise and great readers, what
do you suggest?
Sorry dude. I ain't buyin the load of crap she's sellin.
Basically, she is saying that she wants the dweebs, goobers and losers(in her mind anyway) to bug off. But if a guy
comes along that makes her juice box hot, she'll make an exception.
gfunk
02-27-2005, 09:43 AM
She could grow a mustach?
But
seriously, I feel NO pity for her! That comes with the territory of being able to have to priveliege of choosing in
the sexmarket. It's a luxury problem me thinks, but she's too spoiled to realize it..
Holmes
02-27-2005, 09:57 AM
"Beauty knows no pain/So whatcha
cryin' about...girrrrl?"
:D
being able to have to
priveliege of choosing in the sexmarket.
no sh!t!!!
DrSmellThis
02-27-2005, 10:19 AM
A1 plus -rone?
tounge
02-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Test
Post........
Absolutely spot on. After my own brillant observation, this was certainly
second best.:D
A1 plus
-rone?
Forgot about the a-1. Good point doc.
Well, I have to take this person at
her word that whe wants to retreat for a while. She is young-ish (late 20's I think - one learns not to ask a woman
their age...), "cute," and does attract some attention. Not a "10" on the scale, but still... She has to keep a
semi-positive appearance at work. Unfortunately she is employed in a position where getting fat and ugly isn't the
way to go, and, although I'm sure the suggestions were offered in jest, an AIDs rumor is a no-no. And a wedding
band would just cause more problems as I have a hunch that is part of the original problem (and internal office
gossip). I had already suggested the body language idea. Part of the deal is that some people won't take a verbal
"no," some don't pick up on body language, etc. etc. We're just exploring alloptions, and the use of 'mones etc,
if used to attract, may also send that subconcious message to "lay off." There are those who claim that a woman at
certain times of the month produce a "stay away" scent. We are dealing with an office/work environment where
"politics" and appearance come into play.
Remember this is NOT a nightclub or "out partying" situation, where a
firm "no," a slap in the face, or other deception would work (or of course, just staying home). This is got to be
something subtle and ongoing until such time as she wants to change it. It's possible that one of the "problems"
may be an office superior where taking any real physical action may de detrimental to one's employment. Yes it
happens folks, laws or no.
And thanks to those of you who left serious suggestions/observations. And the
friendly humorous suggestions are cool.
Well, A1 and Rone is a good
suggestion, but it won't do a damn thing if she doesn't try. Theoretically (spl), it should help. It's pricy,
but the a-1 and some rone would also make her feel good.
Holmes
02-27-2005, 05:52 PM
She could start smokin'
stogies.
DrSmellThis
02-27-2005, 06:40 PM
I recommend Royal Coronations
for the price.
Watcher
02-27-2005, 08:03 PM
If you want a mones rout rbt here
is my suggestion
alter ego for men - that should do hte trick.
Okay, again, thanks for the
responses so far.
In summary here is what I have:
More or less on-topic:
Just Say No (If they'll
listen)
Wedding band (out of office or face gossip)
Body language (If they pick up on it)
Fake boy friend (maybe
-depends on situation/environment)
Smokin' Stogies (hey maybe... )
Pretty much on-topic (pheromones) (and
credit goes to the following posters:) :
-rone (bjf)
-rone + A1 (DrSmellThis)
-AE/m (Watcher)
I'm going
to guess there isn't a product that matches these combos except AE. The rest will need to be "concocted/mixed."
Who know? There may be a market for this stuff. I'd guess that if there are people who want to "attract" people,
there may be people who want to "repel" people. Call it "Go Away, Mope!"
I really don't see anything wrong
with being able to decide if you want to be approached or not. Your personal freedom of choice. And if some people
out there are using 'mones for one purpose, why can't others use it for an opposite effect?
Anyway, I'm still
open to suggestions. And I really think that if I wanted to study how to attract people, I might also want to know
how to purposefully repel. By understanding one, you might learn some insights on the other. Much like purposeful
ODing to test limits and reactions. I think this was a question that needed to be asked.
P.S. to those who
jestfully recommended pepper spray, it's now illegal in some parts. Ref.: For example it is either now banned or
about to be banned in Chicago IL due to the 2004 "E2 Nightclub Disaster" where the use of pepper spray to break up a
fight was blamed for the stampede deaths of about 20 people (blocked exits).
Why not introduce a
fake boyfriend there?I mean make a fake plan that you are her boyfriend,so she is commited to you,you are engaged,go
take her after work with your car,that way,if she stays calm and serious and she projects the image that she does
not want to be approached by another man that is ok.What do you think?
Good idea, but not practical for
most situations with her. Might be an idea if I (or someone else) accompanied her to some places. Might help at her
place of employment if she makes enough of a show of it. She gets also gets tapped for doing trade show booth work
etc. sometimes cuz she's young and halfway cute, but the wedding band idea may be best there.
Thanks for the
input.
DrSmellThis
02-28-2005, 03:58 PM
She could also rub limburger
cheese and rancid meat all over her body, and drink a fifth of Jack Daniels every day before work.
Glad to be of
help.
Mtnjim
02-28-2005, 04:00 PM
They make this "cadaver" scent used
to train search dogs. Now if you could get a hold of some of this...
I'm not sure how much ae/m would
help. It might increase hits, as well as make her feel not so great.
Gegogi
02-28-2005, 08:21 PM
Sheesh, it can't be that hard!
When I want to be left alone I just lay low, give polker face and ignore those that insist. Eventually they get the
message. You don't need to get mean, ugly, stinky or nasty. Basically, give budda face and being left alone is a
cinch. You can be unfriendly but still appear professional (albeit a bit of a tight shirt).
tounge
02-28-2005, 08:30 PM
Here is the sad truth. If she was
interested in Rbt, she would help him out. Saying that she just wants space or to be by herself for a while is
women's language. It means I don't want to hook up with YOU!
Every girl that gave me that line, was
screwing someone else, within a month of telling me that song and dance line.
Rbt, I don't blame you to
keep trying but it sounds like you're just gonna bang you head against the wall.
Watcher
02-28-2005, 09:22 PM
RBT use youre own pheromones dump
this girl even for friendship material and move on lol
As for her - well tell her about this website and let
her make up her own mind
The boyfriend idea sounds reasonable
Oceanborn
03-02-2005, 07:01 PM
I can do her a cosmetic surgery
that'll cause her to repel men forever. The effect is perpetual and guaranteed to work. Ask her to contact me if
she's really serious about this.
Otherwise, I just look at it as a feeble attempt to show off. It's one of
those tricks she uses to communicate that "she is the prize". Don't buy into it!
Gegogi
03-02-2005, 08:36 PM
"It's one of those tricks
she uses to communicate that "she is the prize". Don't buy into it!"
You mean like the "cat's
meow"? Hell's bells bro, the guy might as well play the same stupid game and act like "he is the prize." They'd
either repell one another or make a "prize" couple.
nbnbtc
03-03-2005, 03:18 PM
Interesting thread, yikes. Why not
a -none OD? That plus lots of A1 should be good.
coolmint
03-04-2005, 08:04 AM
Interesting
thread, yikes. Why not a -none OD? That plus lots of A1 should be good.
Yeah although i think the
requirement is that the effect needs to be subtle; a -none OD will probably make her reek of piss or BO.
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