MOBLEYC57
02-25-2005, 12:41 PM
THINGS
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE MOVIES......
- It is always possible to park directly outside any building
you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to
start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful
enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked
unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a
car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police
Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their
total opposite.
-When they are alone, all
foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any
lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,unless it's the door to a burning building with a
child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an
eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Edumacation is a privilege,
yes? :blink:
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE MOVIES......
- It is always possible to park directly outside any building
you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to
start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful
enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked
unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a
car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police
Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their
total opposite.
-When they are alone, all
foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any
lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,unless it's the door to a burning building with a
child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an
eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Edumacation is a privilege,
yes? :blink: