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MOBLEYC57
02-20-2005, 01:18 PM
:drunk:HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY!:drunk:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Signor

UpSideDown,
Glad God blessed you with another one ... no need to frown,

Put on your best mix, go out and do the

town,
If you run into me lady, please turn her down,

Each and every year, you should do sumtin new,
Invade the

personal space of a 500 pounder, and let'er do you,

You know body heat, beats antifreeze,
A 500 pounder would

keep you warm ... especially above her knees,

Pull her hair softly, bite her all over, and smack them

cheeks,
She'll appreciate the lovin', and the monesa keep'er weak,

Ride swiftly, but be alpha, as you

pound'er from the rear,
Request a full course meal afterwards, and you'll get a "Yes dear."

All of this, of

course, after the sun goes down,
Understand if you get caught, you'll be your buddies' laughing clown,

May

you be blessed with lots lots more,
Even if your buddies call you, "a big woman whore!"

CHEERS!

:cheers: :wave: :cheers:

upsidedown
02-20-2005, 07:52 PM
Thanks Mobley. :)

SweetBrenda
02-23-2005, 07:21 AM
Happy Birthday! better late

then than never...

DrSmellThis
03-01-2005, 05:52 PM
Happy birthday, Upside! Thanks

for your help in the forum.