Bruce
02-15-2005, 07:56 AM
BUMPER STICKERS YOU
PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU
WERE DRIVING TOO FAST:
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Constipated
People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My
Trailer.
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Horn Broken.. Watch For
Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go
Home.
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I Have The Body Of A god -
Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little
Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible
Adult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go
Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die
Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For
Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls
Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing
Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next
Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool -
Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me
To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot
Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This,
Please
Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are
Also
Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt,
No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman
Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About
Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By
Mattel.
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Boldly Going
Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally
Blonde.
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Heart Attacks .. God's Revenge For Eating His
Animal
Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired
From A
Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits
He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A
MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better
Pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND
FOR THE SAME REASON"
PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU
WERE DRIVING TOO FAST:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Constipated
People Don't Give A crap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My
Trailer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horn Broken.. Watch For
Finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Earth Is Full - Go
Home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Have The Body Of A god -
Buddha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So Many Pedestrians - So Little
Time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible
Adult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go
Away?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eat Right, Exercise, Die
Anyway.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illiterate? Write For
Help.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If Anything Falls
Off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cover Me, I'm Changing
Lanes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next
Exit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You! Out Of The Gene Pool -
Now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me
To.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fight Crime: Shoot
Back!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This,
Please
Flip Me Back Over...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are
Also
Timed For 70 mph.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt,
No Charge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman
Look Like Jabba The Hut?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ax Me About
Ebonics.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Body By Nautilus; Brain By
Mattel.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boldly Going
Nowhere.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caution - Driver Legally
Blonde.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heart Attacks .. God's Revenge For Eating His
Animal
Friends.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired
From A
Car Window.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits
He is Lost?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A
MAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better
Pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND
FOR THE SAME REASON"