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MOBLEYC57
02-09-2005, 05:40 PM
.........:think: :drunk:

:think:

He can open your blouse by himself, with one hand.
While suckling at one breast, he

caresses the other.
He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
He keeps slipping dollar bills in

your belt.
He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
Your birth control pills interfere with his acne

medicine.
After each feeding, he has a smoke.
He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
You

feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
Beard abrasions on areola. :nono: :rant:

:nono:

kardoza
02-17-2005, 07:11 PM
** ** **:trout:

:blink:Yeah

I'm sure those are some good tell-tale signs:blink: