What To Say........

[bjf]

There's been a lot of

discussion lately about being funny, teasing, cocky and funny, how to figure out women etc, etc.

I thought it

would be very useful to create a master list of smart, funny or excellent replies to women for common situations

that come up.

When words escape us in the moment, such a dictionary can serve as our backbone. Please post

some stuff to say. I'll make a list and have it within this post and continually edit to make it

comprehensive.

Just think of situations that commonly come up in the courting process whether it be with a

total stranger or a date. Other posters should also come up with alternate replies. If it gets big enough, perhaps

we can make it as a sticky. It would be great to have a big list of verbal material to use to accompany the

pheromonees.


DIHL: What am I, a piece of meat? (grin)

Why are you looking at me like I got good

credit? (mobley)

GREETINGS

"You look nice today, you didn’t have to impress me."

(Trock)

EATING SITUATIONS

"look at her dessert and tell her if we were in jail that would

belong to me." (trock)

"Show her something and say 'hey you know you want some of this' and she's like

yeah then i'll proceed to lick what i just showed her."

WALKING SIDE BY SIDE

If we're

walking i'll push her and accuse her of pushing me or being in my way. (Trock)

BAD DRESS

"that

dress is horrendo and i don't even speak spanish." (trock)

SHOPPING TOGETHER

if you get asked

to buy something, i'll say "in some parts of the world i can buy a real woman" (trock)

HER HAIR



"Wow, your hair is awesome, did you do it yourself?" I use that one for chicks with dye-jobs

(Trock)

Your hair is really pretty... I love horses. (Trock)

HER SCENT

"damn you smell

good, are you hiding nasty odor?" (Trock)

HOW YOU MET

if she says how she met you: "I was just

sitting here minding my own business and some weirdo started trying to talk to me." (trock)

WHAT DO YOU DO

FOR A LIVING?

"I work in a porno store, I make blow up dolls for a living." (trock)

IF SHE

TOUCHES YOU

"Don’t touch if you can’t afford to buy it" (Trock)

CLOTHES

Skimpy

outfit - "That’s a nice outfit you’re almost wearing." (Trock)

"I like that shirt, did you pay full price for

the hole in it?" (trock)

EYE CONTACT

"I love how I look in the reflection in your eye."

(Trock)

You look so cute with that face, it’s very A D D. (Trock)

I know I’m sexy but don’t look at me

like that. I get this Michael Jackson is looking at a little boy vibe. (Trock)

WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?



“AA razor scooter, it only fits one so don’t bother asking for a ride” (trock)

RESPONDING TO

REQUESTS

"i could...but i won't" (trock)

SHE COMPLIMENTS YOU

"God was in a good

mood the day he made me. If you keep saying your prayers, one day you will be blessed liked me." (Trock)



SHE'S UPSET

"keep making those faces, you’ll be a future botox canidate." (trock)

"Why are

you so......?"i'm just giving the public what it wants" (Trock)

"You have mace my face written all over your

face." (trock)

MARRIAGE

"My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her,

like a bank note, for two twenties." (trock)

FOR THE 10s

Becareful says Trock

pinch the

fat on her body. she has to be in shape or high self esteem. "You look like you’re in shape, I can see you work out

once in a while."

"You’re pretty, you can be a model if you were taller and skinnier." only use on high

esteem in shape girls.

"I like your jeans, but u need to go to the gym and do some jlo exercises." again only

high esteem girls that don't actually need jlo exercises.

[Sparky]

When words escape us

in the moment, such a dictionary can serve as our backbone.
These situations killed my backbone many

times in past and that sux hard!!!

Further, I would appreciate responses that show how the create physical

contact and make the girls toughy.
I know there's some males that can cause the girls to tough them and create

PHYSICAL CONTACT!!! HOw can they do this, how can you actually make girls to tought you??? I don't really knwo how

to arouse this toughy behaviour.

[bjf]

Sparky, if we get some good material

(funny stuff, although this thread is not limited to that), you will get physical contact. In the meantime, let's

keep this thread clear, no useless babbling, just people throwing out there material and I will add it to the list

in the first post.

[InternationalPlayboy]

These

situations killed my backbone many times in past and that sux hard!!!

Further, I would appreciate responses

that show how the create physical contact and make the girls toughy.


I personally am not

attracted to tough girls. I like it when women touch me though. :D

[bjf]

Mobley (when someone is staring at

you): Why are you looking at me like I got good credit?"

[bjf]

Trock:

variations of things i

always do is when we're eating, i'll throw like a french fry at a girl but miss either to break the quiet mood or

if she does something i don't like.
or look at her dessert and tell her if we were in jail that would belong to

me.
or show her something and say "hey you know you want some of this" and she's like yeah then i'll proceed

to lick what i just showed her.
or let me see what your coffee taste like and then dip my finger into her

coffee.
if we're walking i'll push her and accuse her of pushing me or being in my way.
or if she tries to

say something and she's annoying you, make a noise. everytime she tries to speak make a noise. it'll frustrate

her.
the body langauge behind this is basically "i know i can do this, what are you gonna do about

it?....nothing."

i never use real jokes like why the cow crossed the road jokes, but i make real life things

appear funny.

she looks mad. i'll say "You have mace my face written all over your face."
if you get

asked to buy something, i'll say "in some parts of the world i can buy a real woman"
i might look at her closet

and say "your closet looks like it has ocd, you bought one outfit and bought 99 more"
she says you're cute i'll

say "yeah i know, you're cute too but not as cute as me" then smile and have dumb look.
she asks how old are you

"sorry I only date girls between the age of 18 and 18. I like eating fresh food and that extends to all areas of my

life."
bad dress "that dress is horrendo and i don't even speak spanish."
body language here is cocky smile

with the attitude of "yeah i sad that but throw in bl that lets her know you're not really serious."

[Marlboro_man]

If you already established

yourself with a women:
I know you want me but don't make is so damn obvious!

When asked my age (I will be 30

in two months and they are usally between 18-23)
I am 80
They say you look good for 80
I say, I look good no

matter how old I am

If they ask me to buy them a drink I tell them I am used to girls buying me drinks

I

will think of more and get back to you

[Marlboro_man]

I think this needs to be

said:
Lines are just that lines. If they don't fit your personality, don't use them because you will end up

looking stupid. I like the idea of this post but I think everyone should realize what lines will work for them and

what ones won't, otherwise we will all be waisting our time.

[TRock]

Wow,

your hair is awesome, did you do it yourself?" I use that one for chicks with dye-jobs

Your hair is really pretty... I love

horses.

if she says how she met you: "I was just

sitting here minding my own business and some weirdo started trying to talk

to me."



why are you

so......?"i'm just giving the public what it wants"



what do you do?

"I work in a porno store, I make blow up dolls for a

living."

if she touches you

"Don’t touch if you can’t afford to buy

it"

pinch the fat on her body. she has to be in shape or high self esteem. "You look

like you’re in shape, I can see you work out once in a

while."

"You’re pretty, you can be a model if you were taller and skinnier." only use on

high esteem in shape girls.



"That’s a nice outfit you’re almost wearing."

if you're looking into her eyes

"I love how I look in the reflection in your

eye."

You look so cute with that face, it’s very A D

D.

I know I’m sexy but don’t look at me like that. I get this Michael Jackson is

looking at a little boy vibe.

"damn you smell good, are you hiding nasty

odor?"

"I like that shirt, did you

pay full price for the hole in it?"

for some reason you wnat

to compliment her when you meet her to hangout/date "You look nice today, you didn’t have to impress

me."

What kind of car do you drive? “a

razor scooter, it only fits one so don’t bother asking for a ride”



she compliments you "God was in a good mood the day he made

me."
"If you keep

saying your prayers, one day you will be blessed liked me."

[color=black]"My notion of a

wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two

twenties."

she's being

weird "keep making those faces, you’ll be a future botox

canidate."

she asks you to

do anything "i could...but i won't"

"I like your jeans, but u need to go to the gym and do some jlo exercises." again only high esteem girls

that don't actually need jlo

exercises.[/color

]

[bjf]

I think this

needs to be said:
Lines are just that lines. If they don't fit your personality, don't use them because you

will end up looking stupid. I like the idea of this post but I think everyone should realize what lines will work

for them and what ones won't, otherwise we will all be waisting our time.

If someone can't pull a

line off, that's there problem. Some people just don't have that ability even with good material.

In any

case, I am enjoying the few lines I have been hearing so it would be nice if people would keep them coming. I

don't know, but if people are going to learn to be funny, I find it far more useful than the generalities of how to

be funny because they do not provide the creativity and wit that funny people naturally possess and others lack.

[TRock]

I think this

needs to be said:
Lines are just that lines. If they don't fit your personality, don't use them because you will

end up looking stupid. I like the idea of this post but I think everyone should realize what lines will work for

them and what ones won't, otherwise we will all be waisting our time.good point. being the guys that says

these lines come from WITHIN. so becoming that cocky, confident, funny, alpha, smart ass guy from within should be

the ultimate goal but there is nothing wrong with faking it til you make it. you gotta gives guys a road map and

directions for them to reach their goal.

[Marlboro_man]

If someone

can't pull a line off, that's there problem. Some people just don't have that ability even with good material.



In any case, I am enjoying the few lines I have been hearing so it would be nice if people would keep them coming.

I don't know, but if people are going to learn to be funny, I find it far more useful than the generalities of how

to be funny because they do not provide the creativity and wit that funny people naturally possess and others

lack.
What I am trying to say though is thats it's not just about the wit involved. Remember words are

only 7% of the conversation. I like Trocks stuff and they will mesh with my personality but someone else's may

not. If you are going to say these type of lines your BL had better back it up. The difference is that Trock

isn't looking for approval, he knows there are plenty more where that women came from but MOST guys are not like

that. When I started gaining my confidence back (lost it thanks to a couple of girls) I couldn't have said the

things I said now. I started with things like making fun of a girls shirt but wasn't able to make the assumption

that she wanted me like in TROCKS line about looking into a girl's eyes. Yes you can fake it a little but girl's

are smarter than you give credit for.

[Marlboro_man]

good point.

being the guys that says these lines come from WITHIN. so becoming that cocky, confident, funny, alpha, smart ass

guy from within should be the ultimate goal but there is nothing wrong with faking it til you make it. you gotta

gives guys a road map and directions for them to reach their goal.
A road map is great but if you drive

too fast your still going to miss a turn and get lost if you know what I am saying. BTW Trock your lines were great

and I tried adding to your rep but it wouldn't allow me to do so again, so here's a public thank you because I

will be using some of your stuff.

[bjf]

We've had enough warnings, I

gotcha.

When people read alot, they become better writers because they are exposed to sayings, language,

etc.

Being exposed to this stuff will help us. It is good to have ideas and concepts in reserve for

different situations. When something triggers it and it in connected in your mind, you can deliver it well and

spontaneously. Some of Trock's stuff I wouldn't use becuase it doesn't fit me and wouldn't come off as

believable. Other stuff does fit.

It is helpful to be exposed to all sorts of stuffs. I don't see these as

lines because you can use them loosely and change them up so they fit alternative situations.

[phinmone]

hmm... i was looking at this

discussion here and i have one thing to say: i would not really look for lines at first, i would get the behaviour +

attitude handled first. NLP + affirmations is the answer here. some of you do not second this, but if you just look

at the facts: COMMUNICATION = 93% bodylanguage, 7% words . the lines are soo small percentage of the whole

communication, they are a very small percentage of this whole attracting / seducing thing with women.

if

your "inner game" is handled, it works automatically for you and you do not necessarely have to learn the lines you

guys are so looking for = THEY COME AUTOMATICALLY. ok, the lines might help you, but if they just aren't a part of

you, women SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU!! why? because women are around ten times better at reading body language and other

sings than men are.

learn the lines only and try to get a quick fix and you loose. BUT if you really want to

be succesfull, you have to your attitude, behaviour, confidence handled first.

your subconscious can do more

wonders for you than you ever thought it could!

phinmone

[bjf]

Lord oh lord I am gonna kill

myself.

[MOBLEYC57]

As usual, I was being my crazy

self, when I was greeted with, "Mobley, how are you today?" Smiling, I responded, "I'm incredible.

You?" Didn't figure out why people were laughing, until today, while reading these posts. Everyone found that

funny! :think: Guess I'll have to use that more often. :thumbsup: I think I read that as a response somewhere long

ago, and it just popped out of my mouth ... musta been the crack. :sick:

[bjf]

Mobley, you could make a frown

funny.

[JasonLJS]

Don't have time to add

anything right now but this is a great idea. Keep up the good work bjf & the everybody else.

[TRock]

direct from David D himself:



Nice shoes…What's the deal with those?... Are you like about 4 feet or something.

[shit eating grin]



What’s the problem…are you

having getting men tonight?……Because

(change tone to ghetto chick

tonality) look at this fine thing…look at the

ass on this

one.



This shit aint free (when being touched by

HB).



If music in background…and talking to HB

say: "That was 2 songs…that’ll be $20

please."





I didn’t know Rolex made plastic watches.





That’s a nice shirt….Did you buy that new?





[if someone bumps you] Excuse me, did you just grab me

ass?

[she: NO] Damn.





I could marry like you….I would divorce you in half a week …and



take half your money. [if she is classy]





[after woman compliments you] Can’t you come up with something more original to

say.



What…? Aren’t you going to open the door

for me?



(if you tell joke and HB doesn’t laugh)

Say: What’s your problem? Then….laugh at her.



If

HB lifts up shirt: I thought you were really attractive, but now that I see that part of you, I realize you really

got a lot of work to do.



[she talks about sex]

Ahhh. That is so embarrassing.



[on her expensive

things] Oh. It’s amazing what you can find in a cracker jack box now a days.





[do you think men understand women: she says no]…respond with



lesbian comment : You know, if I could only understand my inner

lesbian…it

would really help me bridge the gap…but I’d spend so much

money on batteries,

it probably really isn’t worth it.





When being C&F, use playfulness and words you’d

say to buddies... on HBs]



[if girls give opinion

and are smart girls] Oh. Is this the part where you give

your

opinion? Isnt’ that cute!



[if girl is like "as if"] you

respond: Isn’t that cute!

[crowd in nightclub looks like the time

warp from the 80s, in club] Where did

the plane crash? It looks like

a time warp from the 80s. [or 60s]



[when girls

start bustin your balls…challenge and bust her balls] I know you

are

trying really hard to resist me…



If you're

talking to a super model and you say "You know, just because you're beautiful and are used to being treated like a

sex object doesn't mean that you can treat ME like one"... it's magic. (Not quite a religion, but it is

magic.)



If a woman says "Give me your number"

and you say "Look, I'm not that easy... don't think that just because I give you my number that I'm going to go

out with you or sleep with you"...



Or if you're

talking to a woman at a bar, and the conversation is going well, you say "OK, let's just cut to the chase... are

you going to offer to buy me a drink or what?"...



I was

out at a very crowded bar where it was ladies night and I was standing at the bar trying to order drinks when a girl

bumps in to me very slightly. I turn to her and as seriously as I could said, "If you wanted to meet me you

could've just said hi, you didn't have to be violent about it...“

[ironfire]

Have any of you got slapped by

using these lines. :kiss: :think:
________
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[esk6969]

Well, BJF, you said you'd

gotten the point about the warning, and will take what you think you can use, and discard the rest. I think that's

wise; I hope others reading this thread will have your same perspective on it. I am literally afraid some poor

unsuspecting fellow is going to pick these lines out of context, and use them on a date:

If HB lifts up shirt: "I thought you were really attractive, but now that I see that part of you, I

realize you really got a lot of work to do."



"I like that shirt, did you pay full price for the hole in

it?"

Are you guys

serious with this? Insulting a woman's clothing, or her figure? I can't imagine ANY woman responding positively

to that. Have you really used these lines, and had success with them?

As I've stated here before, recently, there is a big

difference between a "neg hit", and flat-out insult. Look, I'm married with kids, I've got no dog in this fight.

I just hate to see what I think is an otherwise good group of guys shooting themselves in the

foot.

Also, for BJF, or

others who may or may not know - stop reading if you've heard all this before, but maybe someone else reading this

hasn't, and it hasn't been mentioned - all this stuff about being "cocky and funny", etc. is part of a specific

pick-up methodology know as "Cocky, Funny, LAID", and is discussed in detail on fastseduction.com, and other

seduction sites on the Internet. This is just one of many different pickup styles, along with other

less-intuitively named ones such as "Gunwitch Method (GWM)", "High Status Male (HSM)", "Real Social Dynamics (RSD)",

and others.

Let it be

known, I have absolutely no affiliation with fastseduction or any other seduction webite - I just think it's one of

the best sites on the Internet. Why does a married guy with kids read this stuff? Because, once you get past the

surface stuff, which is all about getting laid, underneath it, there is some serious deep-level insight on human

nature, and human interaction on those sites. Stuff far more immediately useful than in most psychology journals,

and applicable to more than just dating situations. And, a lot of it is just downright funny. For any not

familiar, do yourself a favor and check them out. I did not have the combination of pheromone and seduction

technologies available to me when I was in my dating years. Oh, how I wish I had, though. Every day, I see posts

on these sites that make me realize the pain and cost it might have saved me at the

time.

[bjf]

Esk:

I don't agree with all

the material, but don't want to censor anyone's input. I figured I'd put Trock's David DeAngelo material in a

separate DD section and post a warning.

Again though, I don't think it is for me to decide what is good

and what is not. I am trying to encourage people to post material not do the opposite.

I am hoping some

people will post some FUNNY stuff to rather than juts the cocky and funny. But any of the stuff is good; for

instance, Trock's "In some parts of the world I could buy a real woman" when asked to buy somethng for her can be

twisted into "In Afghanastan I could buy like five wives for that" (say laughing WITH you date) when she says it

cost 70 dollars for say a cheap plastic beaded neckless or somethng.

Anyway, good post.

[CptKipling]

Nice idea bjf :thumbsup:



There are some which are a little old, but I really like some of them. I agree that reading loads of this kind of

stuff can inspire someone to come up with there own stuff.

[Marlboro_man]

Are you guys serious

with this? Insulting a woman's clothing, or her figure? I can't imagine ANY woman responding positively to that.

Have you really used these lines, and had success with them?

As I've

stated here before, recently, there is a big difference between a "neg hit", and flat-out insult. Look, I'm married

with kids, I've got no dog in this fight. I just hate to see what I think is an otherwise good group of guys

shooting themselves in the foot.


YES!!!!! We are very serious about this stuff but it's a learned art.

These techniques work best on only the "hot" chicks, in other words on a scale of 1-10 they are 8 or better

(especially comments about a girls physical appearance). These comments don't work so well on average girls but

then again who wants an average girl.
For example here's my expierience from last night. Brief info about me

6'7" average body, slightly average looks, 29 years old. So I am a local bar that in the party section of town. I

notice a girl (about a 9) looking my way while talking to older guys (in their 30's) I make eye contact with her

and hold it till she walks away. After about 5 minutes she walks up to the bar to get herself another drink and I

walk up behind her and say I will take another beer too since your buying (yes that was my intro to her). I called

her on checking me out and of course she denied it. She asked me my story I gave her a little fluff and turned it

on her. Then I tell her me and my buddies were trying to figure out if they were real or fake and I guessed real.

She says what my eyes? I say a sarcastic yes (while rolling my eyes) and then she understands and says that they

are real. Coversation continues and she tells me how she has won a couple fitness pagents and I asked her what's

happened since (tone of voice like her body was horrible, but in reality it was hot). I comment on her roots

showing several times. I get her number and she goes home.
RECAP: Very attractive blonde fitness model with a

large chest and I never complimented her once to get her number (oh yeah by the way she a pharmacy sales rep so she

makes good money)

Sorry to get side tracked BJF but I wanted to put this example out there just to show everyone

how it works. I didn't give all the details, just some highlights but trust me when I tell you everything I wrote

is true.

[TRock]

Well, BJF,

you said you'd gotten the point about the warning, and will take what you think you can use, and discard the rest.

I think that's wise; I hope others reading this thread will have your same perspective on it. I am literally afraid

some poor unsuspecting fellow is going to pick these lines out of context, and use them on a date:



If HB lifts up shirt: "I thought you were really attractive, but now that I see that

part of you, I realize you really got a lot of work to do."

"I like

that shirt, did you pay full price for the hole in it?"

Are you guys

serious with this? Insulting a woman's clothing, or her figure? I can't imagine ANY woman responding positively to

that. Have you really used these lines, and had success with them?

As I've stated here before, recently, there is a big difference between a "neg hit", and flat-out

insult. Look, I'm married with kids, I've got no dog in this fight. I just hate to see what I think is an

otherwise good group of guys shooting themselves in the foot.

Also,

for BJF, or others who may or may not know - stop reading if you've heard all this before, but maybe someone else

reading this hasn't, and it hasn't been mentioned - all this stuff about being "cocky and funny", etc. is part of

a specific pick-up methodology know as "Cocky, Funny, LAID", and is discussed in detail on fastseduction.com, and

other seduction sites on the Internet. This is just one of many different pickup styles, along with other

less-intuitively named ones such as "Gunwitch Method (GWM)", "High Status Male (HSM)", "Real Social Dynamics (RSD)",

and others.

Let it be known, I have absolutely no affiliation with

fastseduction or any other seduction webite - I just think it's one of the best sites on the Internet. Why does a

married guy with kids read this stuff? Because, once you get past the surface stuff, which is all about getting

laid, underneath it, there is some serious deep-level insight on human nature, and human interaction on those sites.

Stuff far more immediately useful than in most psychology journals, and applicable to more than just dating

situations. And, a lot of it is just downright funny. For any not familiar, do yourself a favor and check them out.

I did not have the combination of pheromone and seduction technologies available to me when I was in my dating

years. Oh, how I wish I had, though. Every day, I see posts on these sites that make me realize the pain and cost it

might have saved me at the time.




yeah you have to come from the attitudes, beliefs, and frame of a guy like

colin farrel or terrell owens. other wise alot of the c&f material won't work for you. also alot of this material

is meant for gaming 8+ girls or girls with that mentality. these guys are from LA and the girls in LA are more high

self esteem than girls in other parts of the country from what i hear.

gwm method is ok but it doesn't really

let you comes off a an attractive guy.
i'm waiting for the rsd ebook to come out but i know they do some stuff

with david d.



RECAP: Very attractive blonde fitness model with a large chest and I never

complimented her once to get her number (oh yeah by the way she a pharmacy sales rep so she makes good

money)
good luck on that. if she plays her cards right, she might get a chance to marry and bring home the

bacon as well as frying it for you every morning.

[TRock]

here's an example of c&f that

shouldn't offend any girls:

i was walking back to my car after class with a female friend. it's snowing today,

the kind of wet snow that is perfect for snowball fights so i'm like "you know, this is perfect hit you in the face

with a snowball weather. i'm gonna give you 10 secs to run." i look at her and smile. she knows i'll do it so she

starts walking faster. i stand there, count down out loud 10-0. then lob a snowball but didn't try to hit her on

purpose. i catch up to her and she's like "why are you so retarded?" i respond "i know, thank you" then she laughs.

alittle later she asks me what i'm doing this weekend. i said i'm going to the club tomorrow. she asks me "why do

you like going clubbing so much". i respond with "because i like to go have dry sex". she laughs.

as david d

says this works on so many levels. what i did, brings her back to a childhood where guys weren't scared shitless of

her because she was a hot girl but tormented her on it. childhood is a fun time in everybody's life and if you can

bring back memories, it's all the better. i read somewhere that people love the new car smell because it has the

scent of new toys or crayons or something. i also loves the smell of crayons myself.

[Marlboro_man]

good luck

on that. if she plays her cards right, she might get a chance to marry and bring home the bacon as well as frying it

for you every morning.
Every one who read this statement should read it one more time and you get an idea

of who Trock is. You can see his attitude is that they would be lucky to get him and that is why he can say things

like he has written before. BTW thanks Trock, I will give her a call in a couple days and will let you know if

anything comes of it.

[TRock]

Every one who

read this statement should read it one more time and you get an idea of who Trock is. You can see his attitude is

that they would be lucky to get him and that is why he can say things like he has written before. BTW thanks Trock,

I will give her a call in a couple days and will let you know if anything comes of it.eventually after all

the lines, everybody has to realize/internalize you are the prize. there's billions of women that need you in their

life out there while there's only one of you. that's also what i'm working on that right now too. we're all at

different stages of internalizing this.

every girl believes she is the prize. they get reinforced that by either

rationalizing it themselves when something doesn't work out with a guy or other people telling them "he wasn't

good enough for you anyways". people even tell that roseanne and oprah. jenifer aniston is being told that brad pitt

wasn't good enough for her. if bill gates and his wife ever get divorce, somebody will tell mrs. gates, bill

wasn't good enough for her. lol