MOBLEYC57
01-28-2005, 06:01 AM
Thank
..................... God it's Friday! :thumbsup: Last day of school til Monday! :think:
Anywho ...
DIRTY OLD LADIES :smite:
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening
rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little 80 year old ladies sitting in a used car.
He
stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car, wondering were they trying to steal it. You two
ladies aren't trying to steal this car, are you?, asked the patrolman.
"Heavens no! We bought it 10 hours ago,"
responded the ladies.
"Then why don't you drive it away?"
"We can't, neither of us can drive."
"Then
why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get royally screwed ... so we're just
patiently waiting."
TRUTH IS THE LIGHT! :thumbsup:
A woman was shopping at her local
supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head
of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on
the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a
bit startled by this proclamation, buts he was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth were you able to tell!?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're
ugly."
FINALLY ... THE ANSWER! :wub:
Q:think: : "Honey does this dress make me
look fat?"
A:thumbsup: : "Why, no darling, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat
that's makes you look fat."
QUOTE OF LIFE: If you see something you want, go for it! Don't die
wondering.
HAVE A GREAT MOBLEY KIND OF A
DAY!
:wave: :wave: :wave:
:wave:SEE YA LATER! :wave::wave: :wave: :wave:
..................... God it's Friday! :thumbsup: Last day of school til Monday! :think:
Anywho ...
DIRTY OLD LADIES :smite:
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening
rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little 80 year old ladies sitting in a used car.
He
stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car, wondering were they trying to steal it. You two
ladies aren't trying to steal this car, are you?, asked the patrolman.
"Heavens no! We bought it 10 hours ago,"
responded the ladies.
"Then why don't you drive it away?"
"We can't, neither of us can drive."
"Then
why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get royally screwed ... so we're just
patiently waiting."
TRUTH IS THE LIGHT! :thumbsup:
A woman was shopping at her local
supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head
of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on
the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a
bit startled by this proclamation, buts he was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth were you able to tell!?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're
ugly."
FINALLY ... THE ANSWER! :wub:
Q:think: : "Honey does this dress make me
look fat?"
A:thumbsup: : "Why, no darling, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat
that's makes you look fat."
QUOTE OF LIFE: If you see something you want, go for it! Don't die
wondering.
HAVE A GREAT MOBLEY KIND OF A
DAY!
:wave: :wave: :wave:
:wave:SEE YA LATER! :wave::wave: :wave: :wave: