MOBLEYC57
01-19-2005, 07:08 PM
HOW
TO DRIVE YOUR WOMAN COMPLETELY NUTS!:whip:
Three guys are sitting in a
bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well,"
says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and
sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says,
"After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last
guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her
nuts!":run:
:box:THE FEMALE'S ULTIMATE ORGASM:box:
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her
full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. Having sensed her approach, the handsome
stranger turned. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring
her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. Slowly, he sank to his knees before her and without a word,
smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to
unleash her bare flesh, holding it, touching it with tender loving care. He expertly guided her through this tender,
new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in
his ability to satisfy her every need. Her senses swam, as the pure thought penetrated her, causing her heart to
speed up its thump. She was overcome with an aching desire deep within, that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And,
just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought,
"It's too big! - it will never fit!" Seeing the confident smile on his face with his every move, she accepted the
unknowing. Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and
contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it
wouldn't be long before she returned for more. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again
and again and again.................Don't you just love shopping for
SHOES!? :cheers:
Tis HUMP DAY! Everybody find someone to hump! :drunk:
TO DRIVE YOUR WOMAN COMPLETELY NUTS!:whip:
Three guys are sitting in a
bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well,"
says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and
sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says,
"After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last
guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her
nuts!":run:
:box:THE FEMALE'S ULTIMATE ORGASM:box:
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her
full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. Having sensed her approach, the handsome
stranger turned. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring
her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. Slowly, he sank to his knees before her and without a word,
smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to
unleash her bare flesh, holding it, touching it with tender loving care. He expertly guided her through this tender,
new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in
his ability to satisfy her every need. Her senses swam, as the pure thought penetrated her, causing her heart to
speed up its thump. She was overcome with an aching desire deep within, that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And,
just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought,
"It's too big! - it will never fit!" Seeing the confident smile on his face with his every move, she accepted the
unknowing. Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and
contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it
wouldn't be long before she returned for more. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again
and again and again.................Don't you just love shopping for
SHOES!? :cheers:
Tis HUMP DAY! Everybody find someone to hump! :drunk: