TGIFer!

[MOBLEYC57]

:type:

Ladies and Gentlemen!



For those of you that are always becoming

lost for words when the time comes, and an open package is there for your viewing pleasure, I give you 20 ways to

tell someone ........



your fly is open:drunk::




The cucumber has left the salad.
I can see the gun of Navarone.
Someone

tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
You've got Windows in your laptop.
Sailor Ned's

trying to take a little shore leave.
Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
Quasimodo needs to go back in the

tower and tend to his bell.
Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
You need to bring your tray table to

the upright and locked position.
Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
Elvis Junior has LEFT the

building!
Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower

deck, Sir!
The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
Dr. Kimble has escaped!
You've got your fly set

for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
You've got a

security breach at Los Pantalones.
I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
I thought you were crazy; now I

see your nuts.:run:

[Surreal]

LOLz

.....Do you feel that

draft?.....

[DrSmellThis]

...hilarious stuff. 3, 4, 6,

and 20 got me to lol.