MOBLEYC57
01-10-2005, 07:05 PM
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chocolate would suck!!!!! :twisted:
WOMEN! :lovestruc:wub::lovestruc
Act I:
A three year old little boy was examining and playing with his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet!"
Act II:
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of
authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him
over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope, 'fraid not."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything DIFFERENT now!?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's been hangind down for two
years now, it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN!!!? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT
MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a damn hat!"
chocolate would suck!!!!! :twisted:
WOMEN! :lovestruc:wub::lovestruc
Act I:
A three year old little boy was examining and playing with his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet!"
Act II:
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of
authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him
over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope, 'fraid not."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything DIFFERENT now!?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's been hangind down for two
years now, it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN!!!? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT
MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a damn hat!"