View Full Version : Where do you hide the 'mones?
esk6969
12-16-2004, 02:46 PM
I
can't be the only guy facing this. What do you do what all of these bottles of different concoctions if you are in
an LTR like me (married, actually)? I assume these will be more effective on my wife if I don't tell her "I'm
going to purchase some human extracted pheromone products, and then apply them to myself in order to trigger
subliminal sexual reactions from you until you respond like an animal in heat." To make things more difficult, I
don't even normally wear cologne, but I've asked for some for xmas to provide cover. :twisted:
So then, how
would you recommend I hide/apply this stuff such that I can experiment to see what works best on the SO, without the
SO knowing about it?
Surreal
12-16-2004, 03:04 PM
First get a nice wood box with a
lock. Then get some stickers which say 'enigmatic box of forbiddin mystery'. That should keep anyone's suspicsion
down.
J/K!!!! LOL
No for real... I been wanting to do this. Get that cool wooden box... no lock. Then get
some foam so your bottles stay in there without rolling around, leaking, for bumping. (make holes in the foam...
I'm a smartass) Then get some unmarked bottles, or tear off the labels of ur mones. Replace the labels with new
labels in ur own hand writing which say 'exp. # 1' or simular. So when askes tell her that you like to experiment
making your own 'uber' fragrence. To you get the gist?
integra
12-16-2004, 04:42 PM
put it inside your toolbox is ..
Women never goes through toolbox. But dig up the tools and then put it so it's hard to find. and yeah change the
labels to mm .. winDEX :D hehe
Gegogi
12-16-2004, 07:35 PM
I'm a hardcore photo buff and
have a lockable gun cabinet filled with camera bodies and lenses. I hide them in there behind an 300mm F2.8
telephoto.
belgareth
12-16-2004, 07:59 PM
My office and shop for my
business are in my house. My desk is utterly off limits to everybody. Even the house cleaner doesn't go near it. My
mones are in one of the drawers.
tim929
12-16-2004, 08:14 PM
To quote an earlier post from
integra...
put it inside your toolbox is .. Women never goes through toolbox. But dig up the tools and then put
it so it's hard to find. and yeah change the labels to mm .. winDEX :D hehe
My mom was the only person in the
house that even knew what tools were for.Quite the handyman was she.She could even do electrical and plumbing,and
concrete and framing in a pinch.So in the toolbox might not be the best option.
Silver
12-16-2004, 09:56 PM
Everybody needs a screwdriver now
and again.
I'd suggest a desk drawer no one goes in, or, OOO I always wanted one of these, a hollow
book!
Hmm, maybe I'll get one hehehe.
~Silver
TRock
12-16-2004, 10:48 PM
take the labels off the bottle, go
to a store that sell colognes and get some free mini samples (the ones that are shaped like bottles). i get free
mini samples of colgne from sephora everytime i go. mix them all together with your regular stuff and you can keep
it in plain view.
what's more important to me is figuring a way to carry the bottles around to like a club
without having to carry like 3 different bottles for combos and having the security guard grill you about "what this
is". anybody have suggestions on that?
Watcher
12-17-2004, 03:49 AM
in plain sight is the best option
- grab one of these atomisers (of course the black ones that come with perception or the other ones bruce sells this
only works for spray ones)
Put a label on it that says essential oil based colonge or something similar and
if you enter a relationship hide the pheromone box etc - if you dont feel like hiding it in plain site its just a
colonge for all she knows - stick it in plain sight if questioned just say its one you picked up at a market a while
back - homemade essential oil laced colonge (im sure you guys can pass a straight face) and after that as long as
she doesnt use it it should be fine.
Knuuttipukki
12-17-2004, 03:55 AM
I donĀ“t hide my mones
either...
Friendly1
12-17-2004, 11:42 AM
Women snoop, even when you
don't think they are. Just take the labels off and keep the bottles with the rest of your colognes. If they ask
why you removed the labels, just smile.
Pheroman
12-17-2004, 12:34 PM
I leave them on plain sight, on
my desk, in my car, in my jacket...no snoopers has yet to ask me what they are...or maybe they're talking behing my
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