Bruce
12-13-2004, 12:38 PM
Got this in a spam
mail. :-)
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how
smart their dogs were.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your
stuff."
T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a
square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the
Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got
up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8
ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker
and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do
your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper,
molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe
working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
mail. :-)
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how
smart their dogs were.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your
stuff."
T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a
square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the
Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got
up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8
ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker
and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do
your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper,
molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe
working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.