Look how easy it is to get a refund!

[integra]

She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a
sudden, the woman

throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
The clerk, not knowing

what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She

explains
the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a
refund because she bought it on

special. Once again, the woman throws her
arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY

BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying
that?"
In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS
GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
---Her money was refunded .

[Surreal]

I was doing a gig as a server

with a catoring company. It was a marine ball. We where all just hanging out during the cerimonies. She tells that

same joke.... everyone was laughing so hard the you could here it from miles away!