Smegma and pheromones???

[Icehawk]

"Analogous to

tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located in the prepuce, the seminal

secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content of the secretions of the urethral glands, and

the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant and moisturizer and is rich in sexual

pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at

the time erection takes place." (Routine Neonatal Circumcision: An Update, by Robert S. Van Howe, MD)



Ok so now you're gonna ask how I got to this... Well after reading an earlier article about possible breast

pheromones, that got me thinking. I'm uncut and noticed very earily on that I did not like the smell of smegma, and

thinking it was some form of BO, I routinely keep my tools clean of this oil. This usually prevents its buildup.

Sometimes however this dosent work and when I'm with a girl, the odour hits me and makes me somewhat self

concious, thinking that it signifies bad hygene. However I noticed that my female partners actually enjoy the smell

or taste of this , therefore after learning that there are pheros in it it got me thinking...

Are the

pheromones in it any of the ones were currently using? And as the scent is not released until exposure and erection,

it celarly must be a VERY sexual pheromone akin to male copulin?? Thoughts, Ideas????????:blink:

[bjf]

There are so many pheromones that

exist....what's in it likely includes many of what we use......

If you do a search on smegma, you will see

it was spoken of before. However, since nobody was willing to experiment with their own smega, the talk didn't get

very far.

[MOBLEYC57]

Sounds like the beginning of

another STANK section! :drunk: But, I do have a question for all of you in-the-knowers. Ready? Try this on for size

...

To me, there is a difference between bad breath, and bad odor coming from the mouth. For some reason, I

THINK I can tell the difference when someone has morning dragon, and when something's wrong, i.e. cavity or

something. Now ... what is the possibility of when a woman is hot and ready, she has a certain kind of odor coming

from her mouth? Anyone? Anyone? :blink:

[Icehawk]

Yeah, I just diped into the

Archives, but all those threads went nowhere, time for some experimenting???:twisted:

[MOBLEYC57]

Yeah, I just

diped into the Archives, but all those threads went nowhere, time for some experimenting???:twisted:


:POKE: And your blueprint for this experiment is? :blink:

[j5fakt0r]

Sounds like

the beginning of another STANK section! :drunk: But, I do have a question for all of you in-the-knowers. Ready? Try

this on for size ...

To me, there is a difference between bad breath, and bad odor coming from the mouth. For

some reason, I THINK I can tell the difference when someone has morning dragon, and when something's wrong, i.e.

cavity or something. Now ... what is the possibility of when a woman is hot and ready, she has a certain kind of

odor coming from her mouth? Anyone? Anyone? :blink:
Maybe she ate something? Like curry or dorian or

something crazy?

[MOBLEYC57]

Maybe she ate

something? Like curry or dorian or something crazy?
Nawh, that's not it. I can tell if it was from

something she ate, and it wasn't/isn't.

[bjf]

Sounds like the

beginning of another STANK section! :drunk: But, I do have a question for all of you in-the-knowers. Ready? Try this

on for size ...

To me, there is a difference between bad breath, and bad odor coming from the mouth. For

some reason, I THINK I can tell the difference when someone has morning dragon, and when something's wrong, i.e.

cavity or something. Now ... what is the possibility of when a woman is hot and ready, she has a certain kind of

odor coming from her mouth? Anyone? Anyone? :blink:

Mobes, didn't we talk about this at one point

to?

Search "breath"

[Icehawk]

:POKE: And your

blueprint for this experiment is? :blink:
....... The things we do in the name of

science............:twisted:

[Felstorm]

the seminal secretions

of the Cowper's gland and the prostate,
Well now.

An experiment indeed! I'll bite.

Okay.

Firstly you'll need some samples. I propose the following:

I would assume that the majority of the pheromones

would be produced by the Cowpers Gland and prostate. These two glands are responsible for that clear mucousy

"pre-cum". Easiest way to collect this would be to do the five knuckle shuffle and collect a few CC's of it in a

vial. 3-4 should be enough. ( Ie, this is the fluid produced before climax. )

Next would be to collect

sweat and skin secretions from around the glans. Easily done by simply slipping a small square of gauze next to your

johnson and go for a run. Or keep it there for a couple days, whatever. Put that into a sealed vial.

Finally,

I would try actual seminal fluid. Put some of that into a sealed vial.

Now.

Victims. If you have a

girlfriend, use her first. You'll have to conduct this as a blind experiment. Label the vials a, b, and, c. Waft

the contents under her nose, and record her reactions and subsequent feelings to the each.

Ideally you'll want

to do this with at least 20 women. A true statistic can't be attained unless you get like 10,000 women to submit.

But 20 should give you a decent idea.

[MOBLEYC57]

Well now.



An experiment indeed! I'll bite.

Okay. Firstly you'll need some samples. I propose the following:

I

would assume that the majority of the pheromones would be produced by the Cowpers Gland and prostate. These two

glands are responsible for that clear mucousy "pre-cum". Easiest way to collect this would be to do the five knuckle

shuffle and collect a few CC's of it in a vial. 3-4 should be enough. ( Ie, this is the fluid produced before

climax. )

Next would be to collect sweat and skin secretions from around the glans. Easily done by simply

slipping a small square of gauze next to your johnson and go for a run. Or keep it there for a couple days,

whatever. Put that into a sealed vial.

Finally, I would try actual seminal fluid. Put some of that into a

sealed vial.

Now.

Victims. If you have a girlfriend, use her first. You'll have to conduct this as a

blind experiment. Label the vials a, b, and, c. Waft the contents under her nose, and record her reactions and

subsequent feelings to the each.

Ideally you'll want to do this with at least 20 women. A true statistic can't

be attained unless you get like 10,000 women to submit. But 20 should give you a decent idea.
This post

has Mad Scientist written allllllll over it! Gets my vote! :wave:

[nonscents]

Or you could do what real

scientists do. Scrape a hunk of smegma out of some uncut guys' foreskins. Smear it on the pillows of a bunch of

nuns and watch their hormones go whacko.

A mad scientist would never think of testing the sexual responses of

nuns.

[eric_pelletier_tw]

here is what i have to

say :lol: nuns? & :eek: disgusting toght comes to mind...
im "uncut" i dont know how the hell your going to scrape

resonable amouts ... you will get some bacteria with it, witch is acoutable for that bad smell...
well great tread

all of you mad scientists .. maybe will find a SuperSexnone ...

[Icehawk]

Ok, ok ok, so how would you go

about masking htat smell???

[MOBLEYC57]

Ok, ok ok, so how

would you go about masking htat smell???
Why mask it? :run:

[tiberius]

Well now.


Easiest way to collect this would be to do the five knuckle shuffle and collect a few CC's of it in a vial. 3-4

should be enough. ( Ie, this is the fluid produced before climax. )

3-4mL's thats a lot of

shuffling :lol:

[InternationalPlayboy]

3-4mL's thats a lot of shuffling :lol:

Though smegma's not the same as male

ejaculate, this reminds me of a bit of trivia. The rock group, "10cc" named themselves after the average amount of

ejaculate a male produces in one orgasm. If I recall my chemistry from decades ago, 1cc=1ml.

[tiberius]

Though smegma's not the same as male ejaculate, this reminds me of a bit of trivia.

The rock group, "10cc" named themselves after the average amount of ejaculate a male produces in one orgasm. If I

recall my chemistry from decades ago, 1cc=1ml.
Correct, 1 cubic cm is the equivalent of 1mL. So is smegma

pre-cum or is am I just way off base?

[Icehawk]

You're way off on that one.

It's a naturaly occuring white substance that is produced behind the glans, serving as a lubricant, moisturizer

and supposedly rich in pheromones. It has bacteria as well so it does give off a strong smell hence the

question about COVERING THAT UP.. any ideas on that then???

As for what it's worth, I'm going to begin

harvest my smegma tomorrow...:twisted:

[tiberius]

How are you planning on

collecting that? Also keep in mind that if there are bacteria present it is highly likely they will metabolize most

compounds in the smegma and you might need to keep it stored in a fridge to keep them from messing around with it.

Another possibilty, depending on the heat resistance of the pheromones in question, you could kill of the bacteria

by placing it for a prolonged time say 20-30minutes at like 65-70 degrees Celsius (should kill anything living in

or on the human boday unless you been skinny dipping around a deep ocean thermal vent or hot spring lately :P).

[bjf]

why not just put it in some ethanol

or something? cover it up the way you would PI or TE.

[tiberius]

why not just put it

in some ethanol or something? cover it up the way you would PI or TE.
Good call. I didnt think about

that. Usually in the lab I am spending more time figuring out how to get things to grow as opposed to killing them

which I seem more than adept at...."i mean of course i didnt use a red hot spreading loop to get a sample out of

that culture. That sizzle was just their way of saying hello!" :lol:

[Icehawk]

Well I figured straight up

application or ethanol would do, however, I dont know about you guys but to me this stuff is STRONG:blink:, probably

akin in terms of power to EW or so, and I dont think the usual will do....

[tiberius]

You should do a test using

both. See what happens when you go pure smegma vs smegma thats either been "pastuerized" or diluted with ethanol. Id

been interested in knowing A) if it actually does anything and B) whether or not the mones in it can with stand

direct application to alcohol or heat tolerances

[Icehawk]

Well now that I think about it,

how the hell do I go about applying this stuff? I mean where and how much. This stuff REEKS of sexuality, and by my

nose anyone can within seconds conciously perceive this odour. Also its a filmy substance so its gonna be trouble

diluting it, so what do i do, mix it up with a gel pack???:lol::blink:

[Gegogi]

Hmm, I'm "uncut" and have never

seen smegma. Of course I shower 2 or 3 times daily (I live in the tropics). Most of my GFs don't like stinky wang

at all. I hear smegma is offwhite but you need to go without a shower for a few days to build it up. I recall

reading that smegma inflested wangs have been linked to cancer in women. That is, women with extended relationships

with unclean men tend to get cancer of the nookie.

I wonder if we'll see laboratory produced smegma appear in

a LS product soon? Essence of Man (EM) anyone?

[Icehawk]

Well, I keep clean as well, and

mine is white. Back in the day when I was younger and didnt know anything, it was offwhite, so I guess this is due

to bacterial growth? As for the cancer thing, wasn't that proven to be bull already????

[eric_pelletier_tw]

never seen that stuff

i think. is it when you swing yourself :nono: [before "orgasm" if you what to call it that way...]? Or in other

therms what,when,where & how do you see that stuff ? :think:

[Gegogi]

smeg·ma, n.
A

sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.


The key is precum, wang sweat, shishi, etc., must collect and fester/ferment long enough to form a cheesy

substance. At that point it begins to stink. I wonder if a few dabs behind the ears will repel or attract women? Of

course women may assume you've just had a gay experience if the stink radiates from anywhere but your wang area.

[Icehawk]

Exactly, thats why I was asking

where the hell do u apply it????? On your pants/crotch area? Thats most likely as anythin else might give off

gay/porn addict vibe....

[bjf]

Icehawk: just start small and work

your way up. If it stinks a lot without even bacteria, chances are there may be quite a few interesting manly

pheromones. And normally, you have to go easy on those anyway. Just spray some axe over it.

[Icehawk]

Yeah here we go, Im going to

experiment with it this weekend, and Ill post my report on sunday hopefully, dear god wish me luck...:rant:

[bjf]

Hey, nothing beats einstein's urine

experiment. But you are coming pretty damn close!:)

Forumers like you guys are the best. Wild and crazy!

[MOBLEYC57]

Einstein has NOT been around in

a bit ... he was probably tied and burned at the stakes! :twisted:

I, personally, am waiting for someone, who

I'm sure has already tried it, to admit that he is the DooDoo Man! :box:

[bjf]

lol. I liked Doc's urinating on his

pant leg story.

Hey Mobley, don't tell me you haven't had some skid marks going on during your nights of

passion

[MOBLEYC57]

lol. I liked Doc's

urinating on his pant leg story.

Hey Mobley, don't tell me you haven't had some skid marks going on during

your nights of passionSorry to disappoint you, BJF, but ... NOT! :cheers: I only buy Skid-proof skibbies!

STAIN DEFENDERS :box:

[DrSmellThis]

lol. I liked Doc's

urinating on his pant leg story.Not to dredge up the past, but I believe that was the inside of a vintage

sportcoat, which I failed to hold out of the way.

[bjf]

LOL, sorry doc, I guess I was

thinking of my own experiences...

Good thinking on that Mobley, no whities before or after labor day! :lol:

[Icehawk]

Ok, honestly speaking, there is

something to this, tired it out last night and it does have a sexual feel in the air. Im not sure about the pheros

or not but, it kinda gives a vibe that sex is just around the corner. Went to the mall and a bar and while walking

around got many reaction looks (light DIHL's) and any woman(waiteres, cashier etc) who came up to me got hit with

this slight surprised/stunned look :blink:, and my FB got immediately turned on and assumed that sex was on my mind

constantly...no pheros, only smegma, now the problem being that I dont really produce that much of the stuff so I

can only pull this off once in a while... but ill keep experimenting more in a day or so.

[MOBLEYC57]

Ok, honestly

speaking, there is something to this, tired it out last night and it does have a sexual feel in the air. Im not sure

about the pheros or not but, it kinda gives a vibe that sex is just around the corner. Went to the mall and a bar

and while walking around got many reaction looks (light DIHL's) and any woman(waiteres, cashier etc) who came up to

me got hit with this slight surprised/stunned look :blink:, and my FB got immediately turned on and assumed that sex

was on my mind constantly...no pheros, only smegma, now the problem being that I dont really produce that much of

the stuff so I can only pull this off once in a while... but ill keep experimenting more in a day or so.


So tell me, STANKMASTER, what are you using ... precum, or stank from those private & hidden places? :blink:



FB? :blink:

[Icehawk]

Ok I'm trying to keep this on a

logical and serious level even though its REALLY HARD to do:lol:
Okay than, so as for the ehmmm, product used, I

simply took a very small amount (maybe 3x3mm worth of) smegma from underneath the glans (as I can only find it there

in any significant amount, and even this was after 4 days of collecting) and smothered the white film on my pants. I

put it there as I was afraid of adverse reactions if it was found on other areas of my body and/or conversion,

although I will try it next on my chest. The smell was strong but not unplesant. Although I used small amounts, the

odour carried far and lasted a long time, and most if not all people close to me could recognize it conciously.


As for effect I was correct in my hypothesis, as it gives off a NOTORIOUSLY strong sexual vibe. I mean, if you think

about it, most guys would asociate the smell with bad hygene (they remmember it when washing) or sexual (exposed at

the time of erection) while for the large majority of women its a sexual anchor only, as they would only be exposed

to the smell while conducting sexual activities :lovestruc. And those are the reactions I got, although I will use

less next time, to try and get a subconcious vs. concious reaction. I think that this might be closes thing to male

cops... I see many possibilities....:cheers:

As for FB, it means fvck buddy, a strictily sexual

relationship...:trout:
Wow, I actually got through this without using saying stankmaster......