MOBLEYC57
12-06-2004, 05:10 PM
Two sprays
of Chikara to the neck, one spray of TE unscented to the chest, and one of Santa's pick up lines ... you'll get
laid, or laid out!:whip:
1) Gidddy up over here and say "Howdy to your fat, bearded cowboy of love."
2) I
know if you've been good or bad, so let's skip the small talk baby!
3) Hey Babe, when was the last time you
did it in a sleigh?
4) Interested in seeing the 'North Pole?'
5) Forget the 'nice' list, I've got you
on my 'Nice AND Naughty' list!"
6) How would you like to shake like a bowl full of jelly?
7) I've got
something you can hang a wreath on!
8) I see you when you're sleeping, and you don't wear any panties, do
you?
9) Wanna play some reindeer games?
10) That IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I AM so glad to see
you!
11) Uh, yeah, that's right! I'm Kenny Rodgers!
12) One hour with me, Honey, and you'll be seeing
flyin' reindeer.
13) I've got something special in the sack just for you!
14) I got your stocking stuffer
right here, Babe!
KIDS! THE NEED FOR SPEED!
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought,
"Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son,
do you have any
questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
"How fast was that calf going when
he hit that cow!?" :drunk:
of Chikara to the neck, one spray of TE unscented to the chest, and one of Santa's pick up lines ... you'll get
laid, or laid out!:whip:
1) Gidddy up over here and say "Howdy to your fat, bearded cowboy of love."
2) I
know if you've been good or bad, so let's skip the small talk baby!
3) Hey Babe, when was the last time you
did it in a sleigh?
4) Interested in seeing the 'North Pole?'
5) Forget the 'nice' list, I've got you
on my 'Nice AND Naughty' list!"
6) How would you like to shake like a bowl full of jelly?
7) I've got
something you can hang a wreath on!
8) I see you when you're sleeping, and you don't wear any panties, do
you?
9) Wanna play some reindeer games?
10) That IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I AM so glad to see
you!
11) Uh, yeah, that's right! I'm Kenny Rodgers!
12) One hour with me, Honey, and you'll be seeing
flyin' reindeer.
13) I've got something special in the sack just for you!
14) I got your stocking stuffer
right here, Babe!
KIDS! THE NEED FOR SPEED!
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought,
"Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son,
do you have any
questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
"How fast was that calf going when
he hit that cow!?" :drunk: