Elvis
11-23-2004, 03:52 AM
These are
real answers from the the British quiz show Family Fortunes. Unbeleivable!
An
animal with horns: "A bee..."
A medieval weapon:
"Hand-grenade.."
Something made of wool: "A
sheep.."
Something a bridegroom might wear: "A
dress.."
Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club:
"Animals.."
An animal with a long tail: "A
rabbit.."
Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A
magnifying glass.."
Something you put out for the birds:
"Worms.."
A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his
face.."
A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot
day.."
A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing
Queen.."
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are
blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")
Someone who works early hours:
"A burglar.."
Something made to be wheeled around: "A
hammer.."
A reason for kneeling: "To be
beheaded.."
A nickname for a slim person:
"Slimmy.."
A measurement of liquid:
"Paint.."
Something that's nice to wear next to your skin:
"Pants.."
A famous Dick:
"Carrot.."
A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A
bear.."
Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your
house: "Feeds your pets.."
Something that comes in 7's:
"Fingers.."
A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael
Jackson.."
A yellow fruit:
"Orange.."
An animal beginning with B:
"Bullfrog.."
Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick
Road.."
A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding
Hood.."
Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her
husbands.."
Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:
"Your legs.."
A place you would keep a pen: "A
zoo.."
Something you beat: "An
apple.."
Something associated with rain:
"Water.."
An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A
lion.."
Something you make into a ball:
"Eggs.."
A game that uses a black ball:
"Darts.."
A popular TV soap:
"Dove.."
Other than 'carrier', a type of bag:
"Horse.."
Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."
Something a Frenchman would say Answer: "On
Garde.."
A fast animal: "A
hippo.."
Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."
Something that gives you goosebumps:
"Mumps.."
A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and
Gretel.."
Something that has a shell:
"Batman.."
Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball
dance.."
Something a policeman might say: "Spread
'em.."
Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the
Vampires.."
A non-living object with legs: "A
plant.."
A sign of the Zodiac:
"April.."
An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy
Pandy.."
A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your
shoes.."
An animal with big ears: "A
bear.."
Something you do on water:
"Wallpaper.."
A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum
kit.."
Something associated with Egypt:
"Cigars.."
A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big
toe.."
Something you pull: "A
potato.."
An animal used as a form of transport: "A
turtle.."
A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil
Johnson.."
A habit people try to give up:
"Spitting.."
A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor
Spock.."
Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title:
"The Generation Game.."
A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de
Janeiro.."
Something you open other than a door: "Your
bowels.."
Something with a red light on it: "a
Dalek.."
Something that makes you scream: "A
squirrel.."
A food than can easily be eaten without chewing:
"Chips.."
A type of record: "A floppy
disk.."
A type of large cat:
"Persian.."
A job that a working dog does: "A
slave.."
Something people might be allergic to:
"Skiing.."
An occupation where you need a torch: "A
burglar.."
A well known superstition: "Running in front of a
car.."
Something you use a microchip in: "A
fish-fryer.."
A dangerous race: "The
Arabs.."
A game played in the dark:
"Charades.."
Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and
Clyde.."
A jacket potato topping:
"Jam.."
A part of the body you have more than two of:
"Arms.."
Something you find on a fire engine:
"Coal.."
A famous royal:
"Mail.."
Something you do before going to bed:
"Sleep.."
An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A
horse.."
An animal you see at the zoo:
"Dog.."
Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a
book.."
A famous Parisian landmark:
"Hawaii.."
One of Harry Enfield's characters:
"Sooty.."
A famous Irishman:
"Disraeli.."
The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The
floor.."
Something you associate with the sea: "A
coffin.."
A famous Arthur:
"Shakespeare.."
A type of cut:
"Skull.."
A weapon in the game of Cluedo:
"Dice.."
Something people take to the beach:
"Turkey.."
A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave
digger.."
An ingredient in chicken stuffing:
"Chicken.."
Something a girl should know about a man before marrying
him: "His name.."
A bird with a long neck: "A
blackbird.."
A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi
Campbell.."
An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man:
"Underpants.."
Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The
lamps.."
Something you keep in a garden shed: "A
gardener.."
A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede
Moon.."
A famous cowboy: "Buck
Rogers.."
A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill
Eacock.."
Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding
Hood.."
Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.."
Something you wear on the beach: "A
deckchair.."
A method of cooking fish:
"Cod.."
Something you borrow from your partner:
"Shoes.."
A part of the body beginning with N:
"Knee.."
A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie
Jones.."
A famous Scotsman (2):
"Jock.."
Something red: "My
cardigan.."
A kind of ache:
"Fillet-o-fish.."
Something you open other than a door: "Your
bowels.."
Something with a hole in it: "A
window.."
Something you do in the bathroom:
"Decorate.."
Something you put on walls:
"Roofs.."
A domestic animal: "A
leopard.."
Something that floats in the bath:
"Water.."
Something in the garden that's green: "The
shed.."
Something a blind man might use: "A
sword.."
The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your
feet.."
Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with
wings.."
:rofl:
real answers from the the British quiz show Family Fortunes. Unbeleivable!
An
animal with horns: "A bee..."
A medieval weapon:
"Hand-grenade.."
Something made of wool: "A
sheep.."
Something a bridegroom might wear: "A
dress.."
Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club:
"Animals.."
An animal with a long tail: "A
rabbit.."
Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A
magnifying glass.."
Something you put out for the birds:
"Worms.."
A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his
face.."
A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot
day.."
A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing
Queen.."
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are
blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")
Someone who works early hours:
"A burglar.."
Something made to be wheeled around: "A
hammer.."
A reason for kneeling: "To be
beheaded.."
A nickname for a slim person:
"Slimmy.."
A measurement of liquid:
"Paint.."
Something that's nice to wear next to your skin:
"Pants.."
A famous Dick:
"Carrot.."
A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A
bear.."
Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your
house: "Feeds your pets.."
Something that comes in 7's:
"Fingers.."
A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael
Jackson.."
A yellow fruit:
"Orange.."
An animal beginning with B:
"Bullfrog.."
Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick
Road.."
A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding
Hood.."
Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her
husbands.."
Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:
"Your legs.."
A place you would keep a pen: "A
zoo.."
Something you beat: "An
apple.."
Something associated with rain:
"Water.."
An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A
lion.."
Something you make into a ball:
"Eggs.."
A game that uses a black ball:
"Darts.."
A popular TV soap:
"Dove.."
Other than 'carrier', a type of bag:
"Horse.."
Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."
Something a Frenchman would say Answer: "On
Garde.."
A fast animal: "A
hippo.."
Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."
Something that gives you goosebumps:
"Mumps.."
A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and
Gretel.."
Something that has a shell:
"Batman.."
Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball
dance.."
Something a policeman might say: "Spread
'em.."
Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the
Vampires.."
A non-living object with legs: "A
plant.."
A sign of the Zodiac:
"April.."
An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy
Pandy.."
A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your
shoes.."
An animal with big ears: "A
bear.."
Something you do on water:
"Wallpaper.."
A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum
kit.."
Something associated with Egypt:
"Cigars.."
A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big
toe.."
Something you pull: "A
potato.."
An animal used as a form of transport: "A
turtle.."
A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil
Johnson.."
A habit people try to give up:
"Spitting.."
A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor
Spock.."
Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title:
"The Generation Game.."
A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de
Janeiro.."
Something you open other than a door: "Your
bowels.."
Something with a red light on it: "a
Dalek.."
Something that makes you scream: "A
squirrel.."
A food than can easily be eaten without chewing:
"Chips.."
A type of record: "A floppy
disk.."
A type of large cat:
"Persian.."
A job that a working dog does: "A
slave.."
Something people might be allergic to:
"Skiing.."
An occupation where you need a torch: "A
burglar.."
A well known superstition: "Running in front of a
car.."
Something you use a microchip in: "A
fish-fryer.."
A dangerous race: "The
Arabs.."
A game played in the dark:
"Charades.."
Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and
Clyde.."
A jacket potato topping:
"Jam.."
A part of the body you have more than two of:
"Arms.."
Something you find on a fire engine:
"Coal.."
A famous royal:
"Mail.."
Something you do before going to bed:
"Sleep.."
An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A
horse.."
An animal you see at the zoo:
"Dog.."
Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a
book.."
A famous Parisian landmark:
"Hawaii.."
One of Harry Enfield's characters:
"Sooty.."
A famous Irishman:
"Disraeli.."
The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The
floor.."
Something you associate with the sea: "A
coffin.."
A famous Arthur:
"Shakespeare.."
A type of cut:
"Skull.."
A weapon in the game of Cluedo:
"Dice.."
Something people take to the beach:
"Turkey.."
A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave
digger.."
An ingredient in chicken stuffing:
"Chicken.."
Something a girl should know about a man before marrying
him: "His name.."
A bird with a long neck: "A
blackbird.."
A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi
Campbell.."
An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man:
"Underpants.."
Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The
lamps.."
Something you keep in a garden shed: "A
gardener.."
A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede
Moon.."
A famous cowboy: "Buck
Rogers.."
A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill
Eacock.."
Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding
Hood.."
Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber.."
Something you wear on the beach: "A
deckchair.."
A method of cooking fish:
"Cod.."
Something you borrow from your partner:
"Shoes.."
A part of the body beginning with N:
"Knee.."
A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie
Jones.."
A famous Scotsman (2):
"Jock.."
Something red: "My
cardigan.."
A kind of ache:
"Fillet-o-fish.."
Something you open other than a door: "Your
bowels.."
Something with a hole in it: "A
window.."
Something you do in the bathroom:
"Decorate.."
Something you put on walls:
"Roofs.."
A domestic animal: "A
leopard.."
Something that floats in the bath:
"Water.."
Something in the garden that's green: "The
shed.."
Something a blind man might use: "A
sword.."
The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your
feet.."
Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with
wings.."
:rofl: