culturalblonde
11-20-2004, 01:03 PM
Four
Men & Their Dogs
Four men -- an engineer, an accountant, a chemist, and a government worker -- were
bragging about how smart their dogs were.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do
your stuff."
T- Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a
square and a triangle. Everyone agreed: that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with
a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed: that was good. But
the chemist said his dog could do even better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure
got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured
exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed: that was good. Then the three men turned to the
government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The government worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on
the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for
unsafe working conditions, put in for workers' compensation, and went home on sick leave.
Men & Their Dogs
Four men -- an engineer, an accountant, a chemist, and a government worker -- were
bragging about how smart their dogs were.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do
your stuff."
T- Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a
square and a triangle. Everyone agreed: that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with
a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed: that was good. But
the chemist said his dog could do even better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure
got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured
exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed: that was good. Then the three men turned to the
government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The government worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on
the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for
unsafe working conditions, put in for workers' compensation, and went home on sick leave.