Numanoid
11-11-2004, 02:47 PM
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him," Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing.
“What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then
he thought for a moment. You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are
sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may
very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to
the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male
parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
answered!"
know how to say one thing.
“What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then
he thought for a moment. You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are
sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may
very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to
the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male
parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
answered!"