Parrot prayers

[Numanoid]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him," Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only

know how to say one thing.



“What do they say?" the priest inquired.







They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to

have some fun?"





"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then

he thought for a moment. You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking

parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put

them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are

sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."







"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may

very well be the solution."





The next day, she brought her female parrots to

the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary

beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female

parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"







There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male

parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been

answered!"