Young'uns

[Numanoid]

The boss of a

big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main

computers, he dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's

whisper, "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.


"Yes,"

whispered the small voice.


"May I talk with him?"


The child

whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your

mommy
there?"


"Yes."


"May I talk with

her?"


Again the small voice whispered, "No."


Hoping there was

somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked

"Is anybody else there?"




"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."


Wondering what a cop would be

doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked,

May I speak with the policeman?"




"No, he's busy," whispered the child.


"Busy doing what?"




"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.




Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a


helicopter, he asked "What's that noise?"


"A hello-copper" said

the whispering voice. More worried the boss asked,

Why is the helicopter there"




The boy answered, "The search team just came out of the hello-copper"




Alarmed and concerned the boss asked, "What are they looking for"


Still

whispering and with a muffled giggle the voice answered, "ME"........


:lol:

[MOBLEYC57]

Those young one's are really

sumtin!



A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on a plane, when the stranger turned to Tommy and

said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow

passenger."

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would

you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about politics? Should we keep Bush or elect

Kerry?"

"Okay," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A

horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff! Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a

flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger.

"I have no idea." "Well then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss who should run the

country when you don't know crap!!?" :rasp::whip: