Numanoid
11-06-2004, 06:23 AM
The boss of a
big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main
computers, he dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper, "Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes,"
whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child
whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
mommy
there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with
her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was
somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked
"Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be
doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked,
May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter, he asked "What's that noise?"
"A hello-copper" said
the whispering voice. More worried the boss asked,
Why is the helicopter there"
The boy answered, "The search team just came out of the hello-copper"
Alarmed and concerned the boss asked, "What are they looking for"
Still
whispering and with a muffled giggle the voice answered, "ME"........
:lol:
big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main
computers, he dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper, "Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes,"
whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child
whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
mommy
there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with
her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was
somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked
"Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be
doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked,
May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter, he asked "What's that noise?"
"A hello-copper" said
the whispering voice. More worried the boss asked,
Why is the helicopter there"
The boy answered, "The search team just came out of the hello-copper"
Alarmed and concerned the boss asked, "What are they looking for"
Still
whispering and with a muffled giggle the voice answered, "ME"........
:lol: